Even when Mark Steyn is utterly wrong, he's a delight to read. In 2002, for example, he convinced himself that Osama bin Laden had been turned to talcum powder by an American missile. For years, it was one of his favourite motifs ('he's bin Laden to rest and is pushing up the daisies' etc). So, when the old monster was actually dropped in May, I went immediately to the Steyn website to see what he'd make of it. Sure enough, he was ready with a well-crafted gag: 'I jumped the gun, much like Osama's missus in Abbottabad'. No one else...