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A now-banned FReeper used to do this every year, these were always fun.

A new year is upon us, with the sun setting on the darkness and despair that once was and hope rising again like the morning sun. Or something like that. What is in store for the world in 2025? We at The Babylon Bee know exactly what's coming because we are prophets. Here's what you can expect. January 19 - Kamala Harris becomes first female president after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow January 20 - Donald J. Trump is sworn in as president, instantly making America great again and killing billions of people around the...

In my January 1, 2024, column entitled “Top Twenty Terrible Predictions for 2024,” I noted that, “Every year, I offer you my predictions for the coming trip around the Sun, and every year, I’m mostly wrong.” Back then, I predicted that “I think [2024] will be a disaster.” Shows what I know. Personally, I had two houses flood from broken plumbing and practically became a general contractor. That sucked. But in the macro, it was a pretty good year for America.I predicted that “Trump is not going to be subject to any federal trials this year…. The state cases might,...