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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Genesis defender

Yah...my late ex- delighted in that move. He called it "The Sicilian Opening"...it took me nine years, but I beat him three games in a row. He never asked me to play after that.


1,021 posted on 12/31/2004 3:32:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick

Yah...I don't like puncture wounds!


1,022 posted on 12/31/2004 3:33:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Genesis defender

Good place to hang out!


1,023 posted on 12/31/2004 3:35:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

It's even better when I have my Celestial Seasoning Mood Mender tea w/ St John's Wort. That stuff is really good.


1,024 posted on 12/31/2004 3:38:37 PM PST by Genesis defender (Prayer is STILL the first line of defense.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm sorry you are not feeling well. Take motrin for fever. and Mix yourself a hot toddy. I prefer bourbon, honey, hot water and lemon.


1,025 posted on 12/31/2004 3:40:48 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'll have to live vicariously through you guys.. Hanging out a work for another holiday.


1,026 posted on 12/31/2004 3:42:27 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: A CA Guy

A CA Guy, gets a major milestone, the 1K mark...


1,027 posted on 12/31/2004 3:43:37 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

"I prefer bourbon, honey, hot water and lemon."

EXACTLY what I told him last night! Heavy on the bourbon! Water VERY hot!


1,028 posted on 12/31/2004 3:48:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

It will break up congestion, soothe the throat and if you drink enough you will have no pain.


1,029 posted on 12/31/2004 3:56:59 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

The hedgehog was not very cuddly, but it liked my husband (and his leather gloves!) and my daughter. I think rodents (and similar critters) sense that I real only like cats!


1,030 posted on 12/31/2004 4:04:49 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: Genesis defender

You have depression, don't you? Do you exercise? Very good for depression!


1,031 posted on 12/31/2004 4:05:50 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I had never heard of a hot toddy until my son was about 18 months old, and I got the grandmother of all colds. I was SOOO sick!

My husband had no patience with me, and wasn't about to watch our son as that wasn't "manly" and he had an image to maintain aboard ship.

So he fixed me a hot toddy. I went to bed that night, slept through, no cough, no NUTHIN'! In the morning, I picked up the glass that had contained the toddy, which had about an inch of cloudy brown liquid in the bottom. I started to smell it, but before I even got it under my nose, the odor of the bourbon made me recoil!

To this day, I cannot abide the stuff! I make my toddies out of any alcohol that does not have color...but there is no better cure!


1,032 posted on 12/31/2004 4:06:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: TASMANIANRED; Laura Earl
Here are some really adorable Afghans:


1,033 posted on 12/31/2004 4:10:53 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: Tax-chick

"...I think rodents (and similar critters) sense that I real only like cats!"

I like all animals, but some I like more than others. Because of CFIDS, it is not a good idea for me to have a dog, or any other pet that requires a lot of care, as some days, I can't get out of bed. I live alone and get tired of talking to myself, so I got Hobbes. She has no clue that she is a cat!


1,034 posted on 12/31/2004 4:11:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, I "like" other animals (except most dogs) but I don't want them for pets! When Agnes passes on, we'll be left with the fish, Mr. Lincoln, and Anoreth's gerbils. Maybe we'll get another cat after some of the kids leave home!


1,035 posted on 12/31/2004 4:13:34 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: Tax-chick

I think those are beautiful Afghans! I am glad that they have an opportunity to learn what freedom is.

The world hates us, can't say anything good about America or Americans, but moan and complain when we are not the FIRST with the MOST when disaster strikes.

(Enuff said. Rant off!)


1,036 posted on 12/31/2004 4:14:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick
i saw an Afghan once that had been clipped short except for the head / top of the neck and the tail and it looked kinda like a small horse with it's hair combed to one side like a mane with the tail looking like a horse tail... it was a punk couple that owned it so
1,037 posted on 12/31/2004 4:16:38 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©® - Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yah...I know the feeling. When my kids were way younger, we always had a dog and a cat. Cats are NEVER allowed outside, and dogs only go out on a leash, a chain, or a fenced yard.

I have seen too many dead pets on the roadsides...I figure if a person wants an animal, they have certain responsibilities: Neuter them, keep them indoors or in the yard, socialize them so they are not agressive, feed and water them, (never people food) and ALWAYS love them!


1,038 posted on 12/31/2004 4:19:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Chode

I saw an Australian sheepdog that had been clipped for the summer...I was NOT prepared for the nudity!

LOL!


1,039 posted on 12/31/2004 4:20:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick

They are cute kids.


1,040 posted on 12/31/2004 4:22:18 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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