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commissioned lie: missus clinton's portrait
6.7.04 | Mia T

Posted on 06/07/2004 3:33:34 PM PDT by Mia T

 

 

commissioned lie: missus clinton's portrait

by Mia T, 6.07.04

he commissioned portraitist must lie to make a living; but the lies must be sprinkled with a benign truth ot two so that the narcissistic subject will buy the pandering BS.

Like the architect, the portraitist may also include an inside joke, which is his hedge against the sycophancy that comes with patronage.

 Hence, we have missus clinton's anatomically correct porcine nose immersed in otherwise barely recognizable airbrushed fluff.

missus clinton's anatomically correct porcine nose is at once the requisite benignly unattractive feature and the inside joke, for it is a sly acknowledgement of the greedy, piggish appetite that informs her corruption, perfidy and essential ugliness.




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To: mass55th

41 posted on 06/07/2004 4:51:16 PM PDT by al baby
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To: the Deejay
Her's is more like a canine on point.

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42 posted on 06/07/2004 4:57:19 PM PDT by al baby
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To: al baby
He was only allowed a gallon of paint

lmao!!

43 posted on 06/07/2004 4:59:45 PM PDT by AAABEST (Lord have mercy on us)
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To: al baby

ROTFLMRO!!! You got her exact image alright!


44 posted on 06/07/2004 5:08:04 PM PDT by the Deejay
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To: Mia T
The really good joke here...
Hillary appears to be wearing the same yellow suit she wore when standing behind hubby as he pointed his finger at us and declared, "I did not have sex with that woman...Miss Lewinski."
45 posted on 06/07/2004 5:14:29 PM PDT by YaYa123 (@God Blessed America With Ronald Reagan.com)
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To: Mia T
Ya, das ist gut der peasants bowing.. keep on!

Und next all the Juden ve vill subjugate. Ja!"

46 posted on 06/07/2004 5:21:53 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: AAABEST
"The artist forgot the big fat ass and the wrinkles."

LOL. The artist didn't forget; he left them out purposely, which leads me to believe that Hillary might actually be paying for something with her own money.

There's a first time for everything, as they say....

47 posted on 06/07/2004 5:22:57 PM PDT by yooper (If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there......)
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To: Mia T

Ignore most of what I said; I'm a wee bit tetched tonight!


48 posted on 06/07/2004 5:23:18 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: al baby
"The artist forgot the big fat ass and the wrinkles."

"He was only allowed a gallon of paint."

ROTFLMAO! Best exchange of posts I've seen in years!

Priceless tag team work! You both done good!

49 posted on 06/07/2004 5:26:50 PM PDT by yooper (If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there......)
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To: al baby

Boxlietner, incidentally, is a conservative. I don't know if he is a Freeper; if not, I wish someone who knows him would shout out and get him to join us!


50 posted on 06/07/2004 5:27:44 PM PDT by gg188
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To: kitchen
closer to the real thing...

51 posted on 06/07/2004 5:28:18 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

THAT is brilliant.


52 posted on 06/07/2004 5:28:58 PM PDT by gg188
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To: AAABEST
He should have painted a portrait of the Beast playing tennis:
53 posted on 06/07/2004 5:29:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Mia T

54 posted on 06/07/2004 5:31:07 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: Mia T
I have never, never seen hillary clinton look so nice, yes, she looks nice and also like such a sweet person, one who is so caring, gentle, soft spoken, and tender, but one in which you can just feel the strength of the loving, truthful, giving family she has created.

The final touch, that speaks volumes, are the pearls that represent her purity and perfection !!!!

This is a joke, right!

55 posted on 06/07/2004 5:31:17 PM PDT by malia (BUSH/CHENEY '04)
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56 posted on 06/07/2004 5:38:27 PM PDT by Consort
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When I was correcting the fluff, I noticed that the portraitist had given missus clinton a long graceful neck. missus clinton's appendages, neck included, are thick, Khrushev-esque deals.


57 posted on 06/07/2004 5:38:46 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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58 posted on 06/07/2004 5:46:47 PM PDT by Boazo (Are you afraid of clowns?)
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To: the Deejay

Well this one seems the reverse of the one of Dorian Grey. :-)


59 posted on 06/07/2004 5:56:25 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

Wait until it starts dripping, as time goes by. lol


60 posted on 06/07/2004 5:58:17 PM PDT by the Deejay
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