commissioned lie: missus clinton's portrait by Mia T, 6.07.04 he commissioned portraitist must lie to make a living; but the lies must be sprinkled with a benign truth ot two so that the narcissistic subject will buy the pandering BS. Like the architect, the portraitist may also include an inside joke, which is his hedge against the sycophancy that comes with patronage. Hence, we have missus clinton's anatomically correct porcine nose immersed in otherwise barely recognizable airbrushed fluff. missus clinton's anatomically correct porcine nose is at once the requisite benignly unattractive feature and the inside joke, for it...