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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; King Prout

I was yelling real loud but they couldn't hear me over their snoring.


961 posted on 12/31/2004 2:12:48 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Darksheare
Indeed.

Kentu knew whence he spoke.

-Happy New Year, G.J.P.(Jr.)

962 posted on 12/31/2004 2:12:59 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Faneuil Hall)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I appreciate your intent. I will settle into a new zone on the new thread. I miss jj fate.


963 posted on 12/31/2004 2:16:19 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: NicknamedBob

YAY!!!!


We're HERE!!! Yee-HAW!

:o)


964 posted on 12/31/2004 2:20:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I know. I thought it was rude of them to continue to snore while you were trying to get their attention...


965 posted on 12/31/2004 2:21:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

They were just in deep sleep! Later on getting out fo awhile.

Happy New Year!


966 posted on 12/31/2004 2:23:32 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Tax-chick

We need an nice afghan.


967 posted on 12/31/2004 2:25:40 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Happy New Year to you and Laura!

"They were just in deep sleep! Later on getting out fo awhile."

They seem to have smarter than I...I was awake after four hours...four hours the night before...I suspect even the fireworks won't awaken me tonight!

Be safe, if you are going anywhere tonight!


968 posted on 12/31/2004 2:26:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Laura Earl

Lulubelle may not like having another dog around.


969 posted on 12/31/2004 2:26:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: Tax-chick
I knew Dead Corpse would get the last post. There was no other realistic possibility.

Wasn't my idea. I wanted cyborg to have it. First on, last off. Others decided they wanted to try and cheese in on it. One of us had to stop their evil plot.

970 posted on 12/31/2004 2:27:09 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Laura Earl

I have so many afghans, I don't even bother to buy blankets...just the yarn to make more afghans...silly me...


971 posted on 12/31/2004 2:27:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: NicknamedBob
Strike up the band. The Eagle has offcially landed!


972 posted on 12/31/2004 2:28:33 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"Wasn't my idea. I wanted cyborg to have it. First on, last off. Others decided they wanted to try and cheese in on it. One of us had to stop their evil plot."

(How are you feeling?)

I, for one, am glad you got it, if Cyborg couldn't. You are very good at foiling e-vil plots, and it was SOOO perfect!


973 posted on 12/31/2004 2:30:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Dead Corpse

It seems a propitious time to ask ...


... is there anything to drink around here?


974 posted on 12/31/2004 2:30:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Not a hound, one of those warming things that has been crocheted by someone with more patience than me. I've never gotten that knack...it is straight cross stitch for me.

And Lu would love having another dog around, but we like her as an only child.


975 posted on 12/31/2004 2:31:05 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Monkey Face

Ahhh..you can do that...I've tried, but my stitches are inconsistent depending on my mood.


976 posted on 12/31/2004 2:31:59 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Laura Earl

Wanna buy some goats?


977 posted on 12/31/2004 2:32:12 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

We have beer in the fridge, and Wild Turkey in the cabinet.


978 posted on 12/31/2004 2:32:32 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: NicknamedBob

We need to Q those bad boys! (my mother is in day 3 of trying to solve the puzzle)


979 posted on 12/31/2004 2:33:10 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Monkey Face
(I still feel like rancid dung. I'm rarely sick, but right now I'm sporting a 101 temp)

One Shot. One Kill. Marine Corps style. ;-)

980 posted on 12/31/2004 2:33:19 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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