I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[lavrenti]

We could be evil and start squatting in other threads, like punk rocker party crashers in a John Hughes movie.

[lavrenti]

We could be evil and start squatting in other threads, like punk rocker party crashers in a John Hughes movie.

[lavrenti]

I'd had the insane thought of starting a thread to vandalise it ourselves.

That's an idea. We could come up with great troll names like "GOPCowpoke666" or parodies like "Bing Trout" and "Do Not Hail Me A Cab Shabba Bronski" and wreak total havoc upon the universe.

[K1avg]

but he's just a pup, unready for legend, baleful or not. Clearly...

[Tribune7]

All Right!!! Never say Die!!

[Genesis defender]

This is truly a great day for UT inhabitants as we settle in to our new home! Granted, I moved into the UT castle 3 weeks before moving day, but already it feels like home. Now if we can only find Bob to pilot this thing.

Also, in the interest of planning for the future, I nominate "Son of the Undead Thread" as the name for UT3.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Hey, the second stanza was mine!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I haven't been here a really long time, either...for some reason, I don't know if I had heard of FR before the Dan Rather lying about documents scam...I had spent most of my online time in the catholic, needlework and historical reenacting sections of the internet...but once I got here, I knew I was home...

[sionnsar]

Yup. All three graphics are links...

[Victoria Delsoul]

I just clicked on them. Good job!

[sionnsar]

Also, in the interest of planning for the future, I nominate "Son of the Undead Thread" as the name for UT3.

We had some discussion abpout that back in UT The First. We need "Night of the Undead Thread" before "Son of..."

[sionnsar]

Okay. I just posted it as it was collected and sent to me.

[Genesis defender]

Needlework, eh? Do you have any favorite knitting sites I can recommend to my mom? She enjoys needlework also. As for me, I only do repair-type sewing. It's a useful skill for me as a single dad.

[BJClinton]

Yup hit it this morning, I was beat by seconds for the final post.

[Genesis defender]

We had some discussion about that back in UT The First. We need "Night of the Undead Thread" before "Son of..."

Then again, there's "Return of the Undead Thread", "Revenge of...", "Day of...", and Return of the Son of..."

[Tax-chick]

Here's the cleaned-up keyword list from the Undead Thread. Some good ones in there!

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BEEBERHAUS; BEEBERLIKEDEVICE; BEEBERRULESTHEWORLD; BEEBERSHOW; BEEBERTHESUPERIOR; BEER; BENLURKIN; BERRETTA; BEWARETHEZOT; BHANG; BIBICKEYBIBOBOBO; BIGDAMNHEROS; BIGGERDORKTHANKERRY; BIGREWARDFORRETURN; BIRDSWITHOUTBOWELS; BLACKTURBANSTOOTIGHT; BLAMECANADA; BLESSYOURBOWELS; BLOB; BLUEOYSTER; BOLLOCKS; BOTTLESOFBEERONWALL; BRAVENEWWORLD; BUBBELUVSBEEBER; BURNEDBEEBER; BURNEDBYBEEBER; BURNTCHINESEFOOD; BURNTMYBEEBER; BUSH; BUSHCHENEY2004; BUSHWINS; CALLANNLANDERS; CALLMEAT50000; CALLTHEWARDEN; CANWESTOPTHISALREADY; CAPTAINBLACK; CAPTAINMORGAN; CARMENELECTRAISABABE; CARUMBA; CATHERINEZETAJONES; CATINTHEHAT; CHEESECAKEYUMMY; CHEESEONTHEWATER; CHILIDAWGS; CHOKEYOURSELF; CHUDOGG; CLASSICZOT; CLEANYOUREARS; CLINTON; COMICBOOKCHARACTERS; CONSPIRACYGUYCOPIES; CONSPIRACYKEYWORDS; CONSTIPATEDCANARIES; CORPULANCE; COULTER; CRACKSAUSAGE; CRAPBYWHOFLUNGDUNG; CRICKET; CRIME; CRUNK; CUCKOOCUCKOO; CUZITAINTOURJOB; CUZITSTHERE; CYBORG; CYBORGISATROLL; CYTHEWONDERTYPIST; DAJOOZ; DANCETHISMESSAROUND; DARKSHEAREWUZHERE; DAWNOFTHETHREAD; DEAD; DEADCORPSEISMEANTOME; DEADCORPSELATIN; DEADTONGUELIVETONGUE; DEARABBEY; DEATH; DEATHBYBAGPIPES; DEATHBYGUINNESS; DEATHTOCANADIANS; DELIRIUM; DELTASIGSRULE; DEMOCRATSBEINGCIVIL; DEMOCRATSBEINGEVIL; DEMOCRATSSTAYINGPUT; DERKADERKASTAN; DESIRE; DESTINY; DESTRUCTION; DEWARSONTHEROCKS; DIDGUEYERANDGIMBLE; DIDWEMENTIONCHEESE; DIDYOUSAYPISHTOSH; DISAPPEARINGKEYWORDS; DISNEYTUNES; DISPAIR; DODGER6; DONTDOTHIS; DONTDROPTHESOAP; DONTFEARTHEFREEPER; DONTTOUCHTHATYOUBOZO; DONTZOTMENOOOOOOO; DOOFENZEEGABOOFEN; DOUBLYDOOMEDDEMOCRAT; DREAM; DRIVEBYSTUNING; DUFFBEERFORME; DUFFBEERFORYOU; DUMBESTTHREADEVER; DUUHHHHHH; EASYBEATS; ENERGIZERBUNNY; EPOPLE; ERICTHEFRUITBAT; EVENTWHORIZON; EVERYWHICHWAYBUTLUS; EVERYWHICHWAYYOUCAN; FADINGKEYWORDS; FEARTHEREAPER; FEDHERAMAN; FIIMAANILLAAH; FIREFLY; FIREWORKS; FISHFARTS; FISKMETOSAMABINLADEN; FOOTINGTURF; FORKINGHAY; FORMARMSANDBODY; FORMFEETANDLEGS; FORMKEYWRDWATCHGROUP; FRANTICTICKTICKTOCK; FREEDOMTOARMBEARS; FREEDUMB2003; FREEPERSINSPACE; FRUITBAT; FRUITFLIESINMYWINE; FUNWITHKEYWORDS; GAMESKEEPERSBIGWILLY; GARIGNAK; GEORGEORWELL; GETMEABEEREDITH; GIANTCATFISHOFTHEPO; GIVESDUMBABADNAME; GLOCKSANDOTHERGUNS; GMANINDAHOUSE; GOASPHALT; GOBOSOX; GOCOOKACAMEL; GODHATESTROLLS; GODIE; GODTHEDEVILANDBOB; GOINGFORKWRECORD; GOINGTONEEDANEWONE; GOODGRIEF9000POSTS; GOODTHINK; GOTWOOD; GREENEGGSANDHAM; GROWINGKEYWORDS; GUDERIANRULES; GUINNESSISGOODFORYOU; GUNSANDMOREGUNS; GUNSNROSES; HACHACHACHA; HAMMEROFTHEMODS; HANNITY; HAPPYCHRISTMAS; HAPPYGAL; HAPPYHANNUKAH; HARMLESSTEDDYBEAR; HEADACHEMONKEY; HELLOYOUCRAZYPEOPLE; HELPIMOUTOFWINE; HELPMETHEYGOTME; HEREKITTYKITTY; HOLYHANDGRENADE; HOOKEDONFONICS; HORSEFEATHERS; HOWBOUTTHEMCOWBOYS; HOWMANYKEYWORDS; HUGH; HULKAMANIA; IAMBUCKHEAD; IAMLANNYDAVIS; IDIOT; IHAVETHEBESTKEYWORD; ILLBEINMYBUNK; ILOVETHISTHREAD; IMDEADANDICANTGETUP; IMRONERY; INEEDCLIFFSNOTES; INSANEKEYWORDS; INTERROGATIVES; INTHESLITHYTOVE; INTHEWABE; IRELAND; IRELANDISGONEWRONG; IRISHTHATCHERITE; ISRAEL; ISTHISTHINGON; ITISAFARGREATERTHING; ITSALIVE; ITSNOTCHRISTMASYET; ITSONLIKEDONKEYKONG; ITWASTHEBESTOFTIMES; ITWASTHEWORSTOFTIMES; JACKSPARROW; JACUZZI; JAMESTHEWONDERBABY; JDS; JEFFBUCKLEYROCKS; JESSICAALBATROSS; JETJAGUAR; JIBBERJABBER; JINGO; JIZZMOGLOBBIN; JJFATUOUS; JOHNBIGBOOTE; JOTMO; JUSTDAN; JUSTTHEFACTSMAAM; JUSWASHERE; JUWISHFATE; JUWS; JUWSWILLWIN; KANGAROOJACQUI; KEEPTHISTHREADGOING; KERRY; KERRYISALOSER; KEYWORDTHIEVESINAREA; KICKMEIMTROLLISH; KILLTHISTHREAD; KILLTHISTHREADPLEASE; KILROYWASHERE; KILROYWASTHERE; KINGOFTHEBRITONS; KINGPROUSTPRETENDER; KINGPROUTLIVES; KIWIWORD; KLINGON; KLINGONMACBETH; KNIGHTSOFCOLUMBUS; KNOWLEDGEDECISIONS; KONICHIWA; KOOKKOOKKACHOO; KWVANDALS; LASTPOST; LAVRENTI; LEARNTOSPELLJEWS; LEAVEITTOBEEBER; LETTHEGOODTIMESROLL; LETTHISTHREADDIE; LIBERAL; LIBRARY; LIKEABLACKHOLE; LIMITTO75000; LONGESTZOTTHREAD; LOSTPOST; LOTOFSTUFFBOUTNUTTIN; LOTSOFKEYWORDS; LUIGISLOOGIES; MAKERSMARKRULES; MARSUPIALBEEBER; MARSUPIALROADKILL; MASSALAMA; MAXX; ME; MEGATHREAD; MESSAGEMASSAGE; METALLICA; MICHAELDEEEEEHIGGINS; MIGRATIONSCULTURES; MINISTRYOFLOVE; MINISTRYOFPEACE; MINISTRYOFPLENTY; MINISTRYOFTRUTH; MMMEGGSANDCOFFEE; MODERATORINSTIGATOR; MODSAREINONIT; MOLASSESMIASMA; MONKEYFACERULES; MOOSEBITMYKEYWORD; MOREKEYWORDS4U; MOREMOREKEYWORDS; MOTHEROFALLTHREADS; MRDUCKYRULES; MRONING; MULTIPAROUSTAXCHICK; MUSTARDMEANNESSMIST; MWSISYOUROVERLORD; MYBEEBERHURTS; MYDOGHASFLEAS; MYKEYWORDISWAYBETTER; MYLAMAHASHAIRBALLS; MYOWNPRIVATEARMY; MYPENGUINHASGAS; NCNICENESSNAZI; NEMO; NEPENTHE; NEVERLEARN; NICKTOONS; NIGERIANPHONESCAMS; NIGHTOFLIVINGTHREAD; NINETEENEIGTHYFOUR; NOITAINT; NOJOBSINOKLAHOMA; NORSKIWASHERE; NOSMOKINGROPENFLAMES; NOTENOUGHKEYWORDS; NOTHERWEIRDSCREENAME; NOTOLDIMRETRO; NOTSAFEFORHOMEUSE; NOWWHATYERHAVEHERE; NOYOUDONT; NUTRITIOUSWEETPOTATO; NYCGOPCHICK; OCEANSOFHOMOPHONES; OHFORTHELOVEOFGOD; OHHTHEPAIN; OKLAHOMACATFISH; ONAMISSIONFROMGOD; ONEFISHTWOFISH; ONONOTANOTHERKEYWURD; OODLESOFSNOW; OOPS; OOPSWEDIDITAGAIN; ORGASMICSHAMPOO; ORNOT; OSAMAMETHOMERSIMPSON; OUCHMYSKULL; OWAHTOGUSIAM; PAGINGDRPHIL; PALEONEONIHILIST; PEOPLEWITHNOLIFE; PHARMBOYZOTJJ; PIAZZAREWLS; PIGTHETHROUGHNET; PLASTICBABIES; PLEASEDELETETHREAD; POISONIVYBERRIES; POPPIES; POWEQI; PRESIDIO9; PUKINDOGISHOT; PUMPKINCHILI; PUMPKINHEAD; RAGINGALCHOLICMONKEY; RAGWEEDINOKLAHOMA; RAMJETROCKS; REAGAN; REPROBATSHAVEBABIES; REWL; REXXY; RIGHTBLOODYGENIUS; RIGHTTOBEARARMS; RIGHTTOBEARLEGS; RIGHTTURNCLYDE; RKBA; ROADKILLEDBEEBERASSN; ROSIECOTTON; RUDY; RUSH; SAMIAM; SCOOBYSNACKS; SCOURGEOFYAZID; SCREAMINGZOT; SCUMDOGS; SCURVYDOG; SEINFELD; SELFIMPOSEDQUIET; SENATORHUNTINGDUCKS; SERIES; SETBEEBERONSTUN; SETBEEBERSTOSTUNE; SEVEREDFOOT; SHABEDBEEBER; SHAVEDPALMS; SHOOTPOOLWITHROPE; SIGNOFTHEBEAST; SILLYLATINTAGLINES; SITZPINKLER; SLINGSANDARROWS; SMELLTHEGLOVE; SMOKEYBACKROOMRULES; SOMETHINGTOUCHEDLEG; SOSERIES; SPINTHETROLL; SPINTOWIN; SPONGEBOBISTHEDEVIL; SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS; SPRINGINOKLAHOMA; STAG; STILLSTUNINGRBEEBER; STOPBANNINGJJFATEHA; STOPREADINDAKEYWORDS; STOPSTEALINGTHOUGHTS; STOPTHESANITY; STRANGEFURRYSON2004; STREISANDSBIGSNOUT; STREISANDSTINKS; STUNINGBEEBER; STUNTHATBEEBER; SUMMERINOKLAHOMA; SUNGLASSESATNIGHT; SUPERTHREAD; SWEETPOTATOCHILI; TAINTNEITHER; TAKBATAKBEHA; TAKEAHINT; TALKINGTOSELF; TEAPOTSHORTSTOUT; TEDDYBEARKAMASUTRA; TEXASTHREESWING; THANKSGIVING; THANOSAINTCONCEDING; THANOSCONCEDES; THANYOURKEYWORD; THATKEYWORDISMINE; THEARAFATFISKKNEW; THEMODSDIDIT; THEOMEGATHREAD; THERESONLYONEJJ; THESEASONOFADVENT; THETHREADTHATATEFR; THEUNDEADTHREAD; THEUNDEADZOTTHREAD; THEUNNAMEDFEELING; THEWORDOFTHERKBA; THEYKILLEDKILROY; THEYSTOLEMYKEYWORDS; THEYTOOKMYEYES2; THEYTOOKOURJOBS; THISKEYWORDISMINE; THISTHREADISAWESOME; THISTHREADMUSTDIE; THISTHREADWONTDIE; THISWAYTOTHESHOWERS; THOMASSOWELLRULES; THREADSFULL; THREADWITHITSONLIFE; THREADWITHOUTENDAMEN; TISBRILLIG; TOBEORNOTTOBE; TONRO; TONTOISDEAD; TOOMANYKEYWORDS; TOOMUCHMENTALFLOSS; TORTUGA; TOUCHEDINTHEHEAD; TOUCHOFDEATH; TRAINS; TREX; TROLLTHREADVANDALS; TRUTHORDARE; TULIPISAHOTTIE; TULSABRIAN; TWASBRILLIG; UBERBEEBER; UNDEADSINGULARITY; UNDEADTHREAD; UNNNGH; VERBOSE; VERYLONGKEYWORDSPAM; VIKINGKITTIES; VKPAC; VWRC; WAKEUP; WAKEUPCALL; WANTSOMEWOOD; WARDTALKTOBEEBER; WAYTOOMANYKEYWORDS; WEAREYOUROVERLORDS; WEFEELYOURPAIN; WEIGHTWATCHERS; WEIRDOSHMEIRDO; WEIRDTHINGOFINSANITY; WELOSTALLOURKEYWORDS; WELOVEOURPETS; WHATABOUTERY; WHATSTHISTHREADABOUT; WHEREISMYYOYO; WHERESMYKEYWORD; WHERESPETRONSKI; WHERESTHEBEEBER; WHERESWALLY; WHETHERYOULIKEIT; WHISKYTANGOFOXTROT; WHOSSHAPKABROHAM; WHY; WILLTHISTHREADDIE; WINBENSTEINSMONEY; WINERY; WINTERINOKLAHOMA; WMDBRANDCOFFEE; WOOHOOO; WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO; WORSTTHREADEVER; WTC911; WTF; WWF; YAR; YEAANDWEREMADTOO; YESITIS; YETISEX; YOJIMBO; YOUHAVETOOMUCHTIME; YOUTALKINGTOMEHUH; ZIPPERHEADSRUS; ZOMBIETHREADFROMHELL; ZOT; ZOTBETAGAMMA; ZOTFEST; ZOTJIMMYCARTERCOM; ZOTMEAGAIN; ZOTMEBABYONEMORETIME; ZOTMEISTER; ZOTORAMA; ZOTPETERSON; ZOTTEDAGAIN; ZOTTOKILL; ZULUOSCARTANGO; ZZ13139POSTS; ZZGETTINGREALLYOLDZZ; ZZTOP; ZZTOPRULZ; ZZZSCOTT0347; ZZZZZZHIMONKEYFACE

[tuliptree76]

I still only see 65,534 as the last post. Apparently the last post went to Dead Corpse.

[TASMANIANRED]

Hmmmmm, Conspiracy?

[GVnana]

Nice work!

[Baraonda]

Thanks.