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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Monkey Face
What's up with everyone?

Just back in from my one week vacation at church camp. It's way too short -- just about the time I get relaxed and into things, it comes to an end and I have to go back to work.

How's bayou?

35,101 posted on 07/24/2005 4:34:22 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Monkey Face; colorado tanker; humblegunner; SilentServiceCPO; Apple Pan Dowdy; TheBrotherhood; ...
I didn't realize the thread was so thinly populated after Bob clocked out.

Hmmm... time for a ping.




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35,102 posted on 07/24/2005 4:36:12 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Monkey Face
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

So, I shouldn't underestimate the Democratic Party?

35,103 posted on 07/24/2005 4:38:39 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (More people have died in Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile than at Gitmo)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; freedumb2003; tiamat; All

Things are good. I think. We're in the monsoons, now, so it's overcast every afternoon, and usually rains. With lots of fireworks.

Are you back from your vacation? Where did you go and how did you like it? And did you take pictures?

I played with my bio page and made a few changes, but I can't remember which server I use for my photos, so I can't replace my piccie. It ISN'T photobucket...:o|


35,104 posted on 07/24/2005 4:43:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: dubyaismypresident

"So, I shouldn't underestimate the Democratic Party?"

I think I was thinking specifically of the Democratic Party. If we are ready for them, we can head them off at the pass. So to speak. ;o]


35,105 posted on 07/24/2005 4:45:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, I'm back from vacation. We went to Hoboken, N.J. our sacred honeymoon spot where we visited the Frank Sinatra House, and the record block where folks get robbed and mugged. It was thrilling. I hope to get back there for our century mark.


35,106 posted on 07/24/2005 4:46:37 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: NicknamedBob

Maybe we can turn Pat loose in the basement with a bazooka.


35,107 posted on 07/24/2005 4:50:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: sionnsar

Some interesting things might be said about Bob's clocking out, but I'm probably not the person to say them.


35,108 posted on 07/24/2005 4:51:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Tax-chick

Who is Pat? Whyo is Bob? Have you been seeing others?


35,109 posted on 07/24/2005 4:54:36 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Temple Owl

LOL!

Glad to hear you had a good time. I'm always impressed by marriages that last longer than mine did. It's good to know people can stay in love. :o]


35,110 posted on 07/24/2005 4:57:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Temple Owl

I also see Bill, Tom, and James regularly. And their Dad, Der Prinz auf Nerdz. But Conspiracy Guy has been least-in-sight for a while ... maybe he's in the basement.


35,111 posted on 07/24/2005 5:01:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: sionnsar
You buzzed? :)

Sorry I have not been around lately. The American public seems to have developed a desire for ice cream, more ice cream and still more ice cream. Good for the bottom line. Not so good for us poor slobs trying to get it to them.

35,112 posted on 07/24/2005 5:05:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Warning: May bite)
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To: Tax-chick
"Maybe we can turn Pat loose in the basement with a bazooka."

That sounds like something everyone could enjoy! But let's make it an energy weapon of some sort.

All the walls remaining down there are "bearing walls" and we don't want to do too much damage. Besides, the trolls and zombies would probably enjoy a game or two of "Hide and Seek" or "Seek Your Hide" with Pat.

Just have to make sure he stays away from the grotto where the plesiosaur is raising her young'uns. She's very protective.

35,113 posted on 07/24/2005 5:07:23 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

When do the plesiosaur babies leave the nest? I wouldn't want Pat to be a snack!


35,114 posted on 07/24/2005 5:09:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Monkey Face

You just gotta know where to go on honeymoons. Next stop Camden. Crime capital of New Jersey. We'll go get shot at and see the battleship. Maybe eat a pizza.


35,115 posted on 07/24/2005 5:10:09 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm always lurking.


35,116 posted on 07/24/2005 5:12:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Tax-chick; Temple Owl
CDF-3036 $5.00 FOOL KILLERS - The Marva Miracle * Still Sane 084-92T52 (SANE-013) * M- woc Germany cover have are water stained 1. Strange Light 2. Throught The Night 3. Trevejo 4. Bob Clocks Out 5. Cloudroom 6. Lovers Walk 7. Safe & Sound 8. Wong Number 9. All For You 10. Story 11. Circle Of Confusion 12. Bargain Days 13. Late Bloom
35,117 posted on 07/24/2005 5:12:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Tax-chick

I haven't seen any of them for a while. I think they all owe me money.


35,118 posted on 07/24/2005 5:16:10 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: NicknamedBob
CDF-3036 $5.00 FOOL KILLERS - The Marva Miracle * Still Sane 084-92T52 (SANE-013) * M- woc Germany cover have are water stained 1. Strange Light 2. Throught The Night 3. Trevejo 4. Bob Clocks Out 5. Cloudroom 6. Lovers Walk 7. Safe & Sound 8. Wong Number 9. All For You 10. Story 11. Circle Of Confusion 12. Bargain Days 13. Late Bloom.

This is the message I've been waiting for. I'm heading back to Hoboken.

35,119 posted on 07/24/2005 5:19:24 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Tax-chick
"I wouldn't want Pat to be a snack!"

Well, the way is pretty well blocked. I think he'll be okay.

"When do the plesiosaur babies leave the nest?"

They still have some growing to do. I'm thinking we should seed them in some of the other Lochs that are suitable when they're big enough.

Perhaps we could get a portion of the tourist proceeds afterwards? (I'm not greedy -- it's just that this place is so expensive to operate!)

35,120 posted on 07/24/2005 5:21:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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