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To: Monkey Face
What's up with everyone? Just back in from my one week vacation at church camp. It's way too short -- just about the time I get relaxed and into things, it comes to an end and I have to go back to work.
How's bayou?
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posted on
07/24/2005 4:34:22 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
To: Monkey Face; colorado tanker; humblegunner; SilentServiceCPO; Apple Pan Dowdy; TheBrotherhood; ...
I didn't realize the thread was so thinly populated after Bob clocked out. Hmmm... time for a ping.
35,102
posted on
07/24/2005 4:36:12 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
To: Monkey Face
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groupsSo, I shouldn't underestimate the Democratic Party?
35,103
posted on
07/24/2005 4:38:39 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(More people have died in Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile than at Gitmo)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; freedumb2003; tiamat; All
Things are good. I think. We're in the monsoons, now, so it's overcast every afternoon, and usually rains. With lots of fireworks.
Are you back from your vacation? Where did you go and how did you like it? And did you take pictures?
I played with my bio page and made a few changes, but I can't remember which server I use for my photos, so I can't replace my piccie. It ISN'T photobucket...:o|
35,104
posted on
07/24/2005 4:43:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: dubyaismypresident
"So, I shouldn't underestimate the Democratic Party?"
I think I was thinking specifically of the Democratic Party. If we are ready for them, we can head them off at the pass. So to speak. ;o]
35,105
posted on
07/24/2005 4:45:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, I'm back from vacation. We went to Hoboken, N.J. our sacred honeymoon spot where we visited the Frank Sinatra House, and the record block where folks get robbed and mugged. It was thrilling. I hope to get back there for our century mark.
To: NicknamedBob
Maybe we can turn Pat loose in the basement with a bazooka.
35,107
posted on
07/24/2005 4:50:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: sionnsar
Some interesting things might be said about Bob's clocking out, but I'm probably not the person to say them.
35,108
posted on
07/24/2005 4:51:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: Tax-chick
Who is Pat? Whyo is Bob? Have you been seeing others?
To: Temple Owl
LOL!
Glad to hear you had a good time. I'm always impressed by marriages that last longer than mine did. It's good to know people can stay in love. :o]
35,110
posted on
07/24/2005 4:57:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Temple Owl
I also see Bill, Tom, and James regularly. And their Dad, Der Prinz auf Nerdz. But Conspiracy Guy has been least-in-sight for a while ... maybe he's in the basement.
35,111
posted on
07/24/2005 5:01:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: sionnsar
You buzzed? :)
Sorry I have not been around lately. The American public seems to have developed a desire for ice cream, more ice cream and still more ice cream. Good for the bottom line. Not so good for us poor slobs trying to get it to them.
To: Tax-chick
"Maybe we can turn Pat loose in the basement with a bazooka." That sounds like something everyone could enjoy! But let's make it an energy weapon of some sort.
All the walls remaining down there are "bearing walls" and we don't want to do too much damage. Besides, the trolls and zombies would probably enjoy a game or two of "Hide and Seek" or "Seek Your Hide" with Pat.
Just have to make sure he stays away from the grotto where the plesiosaur is raising her young'uns. She's very protective.
35,113
posted on
07/24/2005 5:07:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
When do the plesiosaur babies leave the nest? I wouldn't want Pat to be a snack!
35,114
posted on
07/24/2005 5:09:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: Monkey Face
You just gotta know where to go on honeymoons. Next stop Camden. Crime capital of New Jersey. We'll go get shot at and see the battleship. Maybe eat a pizza.
To: Monkey Face
35,116
posted on
07/24/2005 5:12:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Tax-chick; Temple Owl
CDF-3036 $5.00 FOOL KILLERS - The Marva Miracle * Still Sane 084-92T52 (SANE-013) * M- woc Germany cover have are water stained 1. Strange Light 2. Throught The Night 3. Trevejo 4. Bob Clocks Out 5. Cloudroom 6. Lovers Walk 7. Safe & Sound 8. Wong Number 9. All For You 10. Story 11. Circle Of Confusion 12. Bargain Days 13. Late Bloom
35,117
posted on
07/24/2005 5:12:37 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Tax-chick
I haven't seen any of them for a while. I think they all owe me money.
To: NicknamedBob
CDF-3036 $5.00 FOOL KILLERS - The Marva Miracle * Still Sane 084-92T52 (SANE-013) * M- woc Germany cover have are water stained 1. Strange Light 2. Throught The Night 3. Trevejo 4. Bob Clocks Out 5. Cloudroom 6. Lovers Walk 7. Safe & Sound 8. Wong Number 9. All For You 10. Story 11. Circle Of Confusion 12. Bargain Days 13. Late Bloom. This is the message I've been waiting for. I'm heading back to Hoboken.
To: Tax-chick
"I wouldn't want Pat to be a snack!"
Well, the way is pretty well blocked. I think he'll be okay.
"When do the plesiosaur babies leave the nest?" They still have some growing to do. I'm thinking we should seed them in some of the other Lochs that are suitable when they're big enough.
Perhaps we could get a portion of the tourist proceeds afterwards? (I'm not greedy -- it's just that this place is so expensive to operate!)
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posted on
07/24/2005 5:21:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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