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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: Darkchylde
Yes, mirrors are...they give the illusion of space and light. I have three in my living room and two in my bedroom. I would have one on my dining area wall, but there are too many boxes there...
34,901
posted on
07/22/2005 2:11:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
My room has odd corners & only one window. I require
lights even during the day. With all the drawers & tubs I
have still in my room, I don't have a good place to put them
anyway... not to mention I don't want to wake up to a face
staring back at me... even if it is mine. In the "just woke up"
state, I'd be startled.
34,902
posted on
07/22/2005 2:14:48 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(The Second Teacher of Noterierty and Lies, my brother's the first)
To: Darkchylde
LOL!
Believe it or not, I seldom look in the mirrors. I check to see that my make-up is on straight, and that my hair looks decent and that's it for the day! LOL!
34,903
posted on
07/22/2005 2:37:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
Well, I don't wear make-up... so... yeah. I already
know how I look in the morning... very grumpy
(I'm really not a morning person, never was).
34,904
posted on
07/22/2005 2:43:47 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(The Second Teacher of Noterierty and Lies, my brother's the first)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "THE ILLUMINATI"
This notice brought to you by the Illuminati.
34,905
posted on
07/22/2005 2:48:48 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(>>> This tagline has the weekend off <<<)
To: Monkey Face
"Do the bikes find you, or the other way around? "
They find me. I looked for 30 years for my 1948 Panhead and it turned out to be blue.
I ordered a Black Electra-Glide from my HD dealer and when it showed up it was blue. I could have waited 8 months and got a black one. I was unwilling to wait.
The Kawasaki Concours and the new scooter just happened to be excellent deals that I couldn't pass up. They were both blue too.
It's fate I tell you.
34,906
posted on
07/22/2005 2:53:27 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: Tax-chick
That's a bummer.
And i agree, the kids always like picking them "live".
(Of course Caitlin eats as many as she picks! LOL!)
34,907
posted on
07/22/2005 2:55:12 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Drink your drink, Laddie, and never mind the Klingon!")
To: HKMk23
34,908
posted on
07/22/2005 2:56:18 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Late at night is fine, roads are largely clear.
When I end up driving.. every idiot that thinks they can drive 20MPH in a 55MPH zone is out.
*sigh*
34,909
posted on
07/22/2005 3:01:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Monkey Face; Hi Heels
I read it all last night after the fact. Ref. my
34,738 as a sort of stream-of-consciousness response to the whole fiasco. Though I rather meant it for general consupmtion, it was late, I posted without pinging anyone else, and most were already counting sheep, so I don't think it got all that much visibility.
34,910
posted on
07/22/2005 3:05:17 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(>>> This tagline has the weekend off <<<)
To: HKMk23
Good rant at 34,738. Fine alliteration. Quality adjectives. Original spelling, but oh well.
34,911
posted on
07/22/2005 3:19:29 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: azhenfud
I stayed at my wife's condo in Beijing. I had a meeting at the Gloria Plaza, and it was very pleasant. The flooding was on CNN Asia,and TV3, as I was not in the line of fire. I stayed at the Hyatt in Shanghai(great view when clear)
You are right about the airports, and I would add the KLIA as a first class airport as well.
34,912
posted on
07/22/2005 3:19:35 PM PDT
by
international american
(Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: HKMk23
34,913
posted on
07/22/2005 3:37:49 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Poser
Yep. It sounds like fate to me...Maybe you're The Blues man...?
34,914
posted on
07/22/2005 3:38:54 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Tax-chick
[doffs cap]
Tanks forty nigh swords.
[moans of agony from the groundlings]
Take a peek over at my Profile, hit the "Dr. Don Rose" link and (hoping you've got RealPlayer) listen to some airchecks from one of AM radio's best and funniest morning DJ's; he's one of the great influencers of my humorous streak.
34,915
posted on
07/22/2005 3:39:14 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(>>> This tagline has the weekend off <<<)
To: Dead Corpse
How long have they been around???
34,916
posted on
07/22/2005 3:39:34 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: HKMk23; Tax-chick
Yah...I'll take the stream-of-consciousness thing. It works. Man. I've seen some neurotic people in my day, but that one takes the taco!
34,917
posted on
07/22/2005 3:42:36 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
"Yep. It sounds like fate to me...Maybe you're The Blues man...?"
I got everything I need... Almost.
34,918
posted on
07/22/2005 4:21:25 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: Darksheare; scott0347; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora; tiamat; Harmless Teddy Bear; SandyInSeattle; ...
34,919
posted on
07/22/2005 4:23:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Poser
Did I hear an echo in here? I seem to be lacking something too...can't quite put my finger on it...
Hmmmmmm :o|
34,920
posted on
07/22/2005 4:30:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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