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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: NicknamedBob

*Sniff* N Bump


34,401 posted on 07/19/2005 11:45:10 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: tuliptree76

Prayers up, good luck.


34,402 posted on 07/19/2005 11:46:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, I will go to lunch in 20 minutes to the Sizzler in your honor then.

LUNCH BUFFET...
ICE CREAM...

Dirty tables and .... guess I should have stopped at ICE CREAM!


34,403 posted on 07/19/2005 11:47:28 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Darksheare

Thanks Darks. :-)


34,404 posted on 07/19/2005 11:47:42 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: international american

Hi IA! Long time no see.


34,405 posted on 07/19/2005 11:48:12 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

At least if you proctor a test at college, there is a probable computer with internet connection to play with while you are there.

Just remember to MUTE the sound so there are no pings during the tests.

Plus, don't forget to put them at ease by telling them to pray for a high D.


34,406 posted on 07/19/2005 11:49:19 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

We have faith in you and your abilities!

You GO, Girl!

:o]


34,407 posted on 07/19/2005 11:49:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! We don't have any Sizzlers around here. We have...um...

The general fast food chains (McD's, BK, Hardee's, Arby's, Subway, Quiznos)
Applebee's
Panera
Garfield's
Fazolli's

um...

I can't remember what else.


34,408 posted on 07/19/2005 11:51:18 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Welcome.
Fingers crossed.
Toes crossed.
Arms crossed..
Uh oh.. I'll be right back.


34,409 posted on 07/19/2005 11:52:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: King Prout

Prayers for your friend and her grandmother. It is always hard to be alone. You're a good friend, KP. If I were Tora, I would want you for a friend.

Wait. I'm not Tora, but I DO want you for a friend.
Er..I mean...I'm glad you're a FRiend. ;o]


34,410 posted on 07/19/2005 11:52:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: international american

So...are you back here now, or are you still Island Hopping? (Inquiring minds want to know...)


34,411 posted on 07/19/2005 11:54:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! Oh...that reminds me... I probably should bring a book to read with me to the exam.


34,412 posted on 07/19/2005 11:55:23 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76
I ate at Applebee's ONCE.

I was given a gift card to try out the place and spent an hour surrounded by tables full of non-cleared plates with all kinds of garbage on the floor.

I will never again go willingly to Applebee's.

You probably have Howard Johnsons by you.

A Sizzler is a moderately priced steak house that has a lunch buffet.
34,413 posted on 07/19/2005 11:55:46 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Darksheare

Don't injure yourself Darks!


34,414 posted on 07/19/2005 11:56:34 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: A CA Guy

The Applebee's around here are pretty good. I haven't had any experiences like that here. You must have just gone to a bad one.

And no Howard Johnsons around here. (We don't have much!) I forgot that we do have a Golden Corral, though.


34,415 posted on 07/19/2005 11:58:27 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: King Prout
Life is a hospital.

-T.S. Eliot

Unfortunately, that statement is probably the most accurate description of our experience that I've come across.

:(

Even though I'm pessimistic by nature, I suppose that there are still a lot of things that inspire confidence-or at the very least, hope-in the future.

I don't know if this will help your friend, but maybe it will give her an opportunity to reflect upon some of the more fulfilling aspects of life.

When Tora's parents decided to conceive and bring her into this world, their overriding concern wasn't how it would impact their own lives, but rather, what she would be, and how they could facilitate her own growth as a human being.

Their love for her wasn't contingent upon the frailties of health, or the vagaries of the human condition.

It was a gift that was bequeathed to her unconditionally; something which stands apart from time, and which-hopefully-transcends whatever tragedies may befall the people who imbued her with this uniquely parental affection.

Our lives and our corporeal presence are transitory, but there are some things that-if we're lucky-will be embedded in our collective memory permanently, even after the events that occasioned those reflections have evaporated, and the people who made them are no longer there to share them with us.

I know that it's probably not much of a consolation at this moment, but I think that if she can care for her existing family and friends-while grieving for the loss of those who she's no longer able to reach-she'll be able to cope somewhat with the pain and loss she's experiencing right now.

34,416 posted on 07/19/2005 11:59:09 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: tuliptree76

...crossed legs.
*sigh*
I'm back.


34,417 posted on 07/19/2005 11:59:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: tuliptree76

Make them squirm, put a book cover over what you are reading that says Koran...


34,418 posted on 07/19/2005 11:59:42 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

best luck on busting the curve, toots!


34,419 posted on 07/19/2005 12:01:01 PM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi Tulip. I have been over in China. It is still there.


34,420 posted on 07/19/2005 12:01:14 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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