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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Oompa Loompa nuptuals.
THAT is really frightening.
34,321
posted on
07/18/2005 6:19:02 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
34,322
posted on
07/18/2005 6:20:47 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tuliptree76
Hope you were able to get some sleep, TT!
34,323
posted on
07/18/2005 6:23:03 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: NicknamedBob
NicknamedBob wrote:
I've seen the movie of "The Witches" and read the book. The ending differs, but I liked them both.
Roald Dahl had a habit of picking out children who needed someone on their side, and then arranging it. Too bad we don't have a word for someone like that in our language.
I think that is a bunch of why I like those books.
I was one of those kids, and now I do that advocacy work from time to time.
34,324
posted on
07/18/2005 6:25:25 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
Bless your heart! I knew there was a reason I loved you!
Sorry I couldn't be there for you -- "It's a big Galaxy, Mr. Spock!" -- but I'm glad you're there for them!
It is a difficult thing to create a fictional adventure where someone innocent is in peril, without detailing the normally tragic results. This I know. -- (Roald Dahl rocks!)
34,325
posted on
07/18/2005 6:47:15 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
S'okay.
You couldn't be there, but Someone Else eventually was.
And yeah. It's a bunch of why I have Harpy infestations and take in stray kids from time to time.
"You Gotta Share Your Good Stuff!"
34,326
posted on
07/18/2005 7:35:20 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat; Tax-chick; international american
"You Gotta Share Your Good Stuff!"
Okay. This is some of the best I got...(I hope)
My Frequent Prayer
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
My eyes are stained glass windows,
Gods light shines to my soul.
With every breath I take,
I thank God for my role.
I have a part to play, you see.
With loneliness around.
For every only child I know,
A brother he has found.
Theres music in the world, I hear,
A drumbeat booms within my chest.
Im mindful that God wrote the score,
With every drummers rest.
And flutes there are, and fifes so sweet,
That glide across the day.
The feathered players know the tunes,
And never ask for pay.
My friends go by, theyre off to church,
And pray that I will follow.
But water becomes wine to me,
A sacrament to swallow,
And every crust of bread, to me,
Is sacred to behold,
And every coin that comes to me,
I feel is made of gold.
Im thankful for each breath I take,
With every word I say,
I just wish folks could understand,
That this is how I pray.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . 18 January 2004
34,327
posted on
07/18/2005 8:10:52 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
34,328
posted on
07/18/2005 8:15:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Democrats ... frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Makes one wonder why mutual arrangements aren't made more often!"
Hear! Hear!
34,329
posted on
07/18/2005 9:35:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: NicknamedBob
![](http://tinypic.com/8zmrrb.jpg)
![](http://gensub.mellowjohnny.com/dog_throw.jpg)
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Photo update. Possible Troll thread inclusion.
34,330
posted on
07/18/2005 12:03:42 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL!
Is that the lovely Ana???
I really needed a laugh just now! Thanks! ;o]
XO
34,331
posted on
07/18/2005 12:09:19 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
Nope. Same kid as on the "Incoming" pic though. Ana is a lot bigger, and a lot cuter.
34,332
posted on
07/18/2005 12:22:17 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Boy, am I intimidated!
If I were a piece of chocolate, I would be afraid, very afraid!
34,333
posted on
07/18/2005 12:26:15 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm still trying to think up a good caption for the Dog Toss one...
34,334
posted on
07/18/2005 12:30:06 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Ana is a doll...
I asked because this Soul Devourer is dressed in pink.
But then, I haven't been well, lately...;o]
34,335
posted on
07/18/2005 12:30:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Dead Corpse
"OK, guys...does this qualify me for a VK helmut?"
34,336
posted on
07/18/2005 12:34:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Monkey Face
34,337
posted on
07/18/2005 12:35:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: Dead Corpse
Nothing beats the "Bat-Dog!" quote from "The Incredible Journey" recent remake, with Michael J. Fox doing the voice-over.
"Bat dog!"
34,338
posted on
07/18/2005 12:42:09 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Monkey Face
These are the latest of Ana. Zon is still learning about cutting hair. She's doing it as a barber would never survive and my idea of just mohawking her was not well received.
34,339
posted on
07/18/2005 12:45:14 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
I saved all those piccies of Ana...they are so sweet!
I don't understand why Zon didn't want a mohawk...*snort*
34,340
posted on
07/18/2005 1:01:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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