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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Oompa Loompa nuptuals.

THAT is really frightening.


34,321 posted on 07/18/2005 6:19:02 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

"James" was great.

;-)


34,322 posted on 07/18/2005 6:20:47 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tuliptree76

Hope you were able to get some sleep, TT!


34,323 posted on 07/18/2005 6:23:03 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: NicknamedBob

NicknamedBob wrote:
I've seen the movie of "The Witches" and read the book. The ending differs, but I liked them both.

Roald Dahl had a habit of picking out children who needed someone on their side, and then arranging it. Too bad we don't have a word for someone like that in our language.






I think that is a bunch of why I like those books.

I was one of those kids, and now I do that advocacy work from time to time.


34,324 posted on 07/18/2005 6:25:25 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat
Bless your heart! I knew there was a reason I loved you!

Sorry I couldn't be there for you -- "It's a big Galaxy, Mr. Spock!" -- but I'm glad you're there for them!

It is a difficult thing to create a fictional adventure where someone innocent is in peril, without detailing the normally tragic results. This I know. -- (Roald Dahl rocks!)

34,325 posted on 07/18/2005 6:47:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

S'okay.

You couldn't be there, but Someone Else eventually was.

And yeah. It's a bunch of why I have Harpy infestations and take in stray kids from time to time.

"You Gotta Share Your Good Stuff!"


34,326 posted on 07/18/2005 7:35:20 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat; Tax-chick; international american
"You Gotta Share Your Good Stuff!"

Okay. This is some of the best I got...(I hope)

My Frequent Prayer
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

My eyes are stained glass windows,
God’s light shines to my soul.
With every breath I take,
I thank God for my role.

I have a part to play, you see.
With loneliness around.
For every only child I know,
A brother he has found.

There’s music in the world, I hear,
A drumbeat booms within my chest.
I’m mindful that God wrote the score,
With every drummer’s rest.

And flutes there are, and fifes so sweet,
That glide across the day.
The feathered players know the tunes,
And never ask for pay.

My friends go by, they’re off to church,
And pray that I will follow.
But water becomes wine to me,
A sacrament to swallow,

And every crust of bread, to me,
Is sacred to behold,
And every coin that comes to me,
I feel is made of gold.

I’m thankful for each breath I take,
With every word I say,
I just wish folks could understand,
That this is how I pray.



NicknamedBob . . . . . . 18 January 2004

34,327 posted on 07/18/2005 8:10:52 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Very nice, Bob.


34,328 posted on 07/18/2005 8:15:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Democrats ... frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Makes one wonder why mutual arrangements aren't made more often!"

Hear! Hear!


34,329 posted on 07/18/2005 9:35:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Photo update. Possible Troll thread inclusion.

34,330 posted on 07/18/2005 12:03:42 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Is that the lovely Ana???

I really needed a laugh just now! Thanks! ;o]

XO


34,331 posted on 07/18/2005 12:09:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope. Same kid as on the "Incoming" pic though. Ana is a lot bigger, and a lot cuter.


34,332 posted on 07/18/2005 12:22:17 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Boy, am I intimidated!

If I were a piece of chocolate, I would be afraid, very afraid!

34,333 posted on 07/18/2005 12:26:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'm still trying to think up a good caption for the Dog Toss one...


34,334 posted on 07/18/2005 12:30:06 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ana is a doll...
I asked because this Soul Devourer is dressed in pink.

But then, I haven't been well, lately...;o]


34,335 posted on 07/18/2005 12:30:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"OK, guys...does this qualify me for a VK helmut?"


34,336 posted on 07/18/2005 12:34:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

helmut=helmet

GAH!


34,337 posted on 07/18/2005 12:35:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Nothing beats the "Bat-Dog!" quote from "The Incredible Journey" recent remake, with Michael J. Fox doing the voice-over.

"Bat dog!"

34,338 posted on 07/18/2005 12:42:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Monkey Face
These are the latest of Ana.

Zon is still learning about cutting hair. She's doing it as a barber would never survive and my idea of just mohawking her was not well received.

34,339 posted on 07/18/2005 12:45:14 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I saved all those piccies of Ana...they are so sweet!

I don't understand why Zon didn't want a mohawk...*snort*


34,340 posted on 07/18/2005 1:01:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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