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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: NicknamedBob
33,941
posted on
07/16/2005 9:07:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: SandyInSeattle
See what you made me do?!Did you cc: yourself to remind yourself to count your spelling errors? Are you going to punish yourself later?
How many lashes for this?
33,942
posted on
07/16/2005 9:07:56 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
To: Darksheare
All a girl needs is a rubber mallet, a crescent wrench, and a Black & Decker rechargeable screwdriver.
Oh, and a drawer full of knives.
33,943
posted on
07/16/2005 9:14:10 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: NicknamedBob
Comments? Who wants to go? What should we take, et cetera?Sign me up!
I wrote my first application letter to NASA when I was 11 years old, but I never got in. *sniff*
What should we take? Well, how long will we be gone? I'm thinking food, water, toilet paper, maybe some books, lots of beer, and all of Free Republic.
BTW, what exactly are we dropping off for NASA?
33,944
posted on
07/16/2005 9:16:25 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Lady Jag; SandyInSeattle
Punishment: Talaghrak!
Lashed to D-sheare, you must RUN! through the faug infested tarpools of Krather.
You will then SWIM! through the soda vats of Mingus 7.
Upon completing that task, and resuscitating D-sheare after the near death experience in the soda vats, you will be forced to HEAR! the Barney theme.
/ end silly punishment bad joke.
No lashes, just batting eyes.
;-)
33,945
posted on
07/16/2005 9:16:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: SandyInSeattle
I'm envisioning a lady questioning the guy person late at night using the rubber mallet, crescent wrench, and rechargable screwdriver.
But that is only because my sis would do that.
33,946
posted on
07/16/2005 9:18:04 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Darksheare
BARNEY?!
No, no, not that! Not that! Arrrrrggghhhh!
33,947
posted on
07/16/2005 9:22:34 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Lady Jag
![](http://www.websophist.com/SpellingM.jpg)
That is so cool.
I did a post like that once, and it took forever to spell all the words wrong. I had to keep checking to see if I'd remembered all the letters in each word.
LOL
33,948
posted on
07/16/2005 9:25:45 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: SandyInSeattle; Darksheare
Oh, and a drawer full of knives.And Duct Tape. :-)
33,949
posted on
07/16/2005 9:26:47 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: SandyInSeattle; Lady Jag
Well, true.
The Barney theme IS too horrible to use, even for that.
*throws tape into radwaste container*
33,950
posted on
07/16/2005 9:29:11 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: fanfan
Duct tape, and baling wire.
Works wonders.
"Miracles happen, every day. 3M..."
33,951
posted on
07/16/2005 9:29:58 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: fanfan
Consider yourself signed up!
"...what exactly are we dropping off for NASA?"
I'm not sure what's in the package. I'm trying to develop a working relationship with NASA. We need their expertise to handle the navigation and telescope instrumentation on the way to Mars. It's about ten tons of "assorted cargo."
My guess, it's some robots, assaying equipment, Laser reflectors, and other automated equipment. That's what I'd put in.
Of course, I'd have a self-replicating robot factory bundled into it also, with plans for a catapult launch facility. Lunar materials can be used to make all kinds of valuable stuff. Even a remote-control robot could be plenty useful over the course of time, as it put together a moon-base and manufacturing facility.
(By the way, we need a new word -- manufacturing is not appropriate. How about "mechanofacturing?")
33,952
posted on
07/16/2005 9:35:03 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Darksheare
I forgot 10W40, (or would that be 3in1 oil) to grease the hinges on the box that contains the duct tape. ;-)
33,953
posted on
07/16/2005 9:36:07 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Gosh, yes, can't forget the duct tape!
33,954
posted on
07/16/2005 9:36:30 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: NicknamedBob
We can buy premade frozen doughnuts, and just fry them up when we're ready to eat.
33,955
posted on
07/16/2005 9:36:33 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I wasn't always like this.)
To: NicknamedBob
Love to help you guys but I'm still trying to figure out what the meaning of "IS" is.
33,956
posted on
07/16/2005 9:37:40 AM PDT
by
Mears
(Keep the government out of my face!)
To: NicknamedBob
33,957
posted on
07/16/2005 9:37:49 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Darksheare
Stepping out for a couple of hours... y'all behave!
Or not.
33,958
posted on
07/16/2005 9:38:05 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: NicknamedBob
Wouldn't a horse do just as well?
To: Darksheare; fanfan; NicknamedBob; SandyInSeattle; sionnsar; tuliptree76; Lady Jag; Tax-chick
Hi, Kids!
I want to go, of course. And fanfan, we have our own brewery, so we will make the beer as we go.
The lag on this thing can often be as long as 45 minutes, so be ready for it. Ever since I broke the thing Sunday, it hasn't been the same. (Are they waiting for me to fix it????)
What's everybody doing today besides getting ready to go to the moon?
TC, are you still fighting the yuckies?
I'm ready to go, for sure! And I know how to make doughnuts, so don't worry.
33,960
posted on
07/16/2005 9:41:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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