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To: fanfan; sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; ...
"...where Amos Ori from Technion, the Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa, comes in. He says that according to Einstein's theories, space can be twisted enough to create a local gravity field that looks like a doughnut of some arbitrary size. The gravitational field lines circle around the outside of this doughnut, so that space and time are both tightly curved back on themselves. This adds a new "wrinkle" to my plans to build a second-generation ship during our travels. I had arranged sufficient space in the area under the castle to put together a sort of flying saucer shape with, you guessed it! -- a doughnut-shaped high-speed plasma which would generate reactionless thrust, as well as a gravitational field.
If it is further complicated by producing a time-warp as well... Well, it upsets the whole percentage, don'tcha see?
Hey, while we're chatting, and waiting for the shuttle to start its countdown again, whaddaya say we put together a lunar excursion module with some of the shuttle-thrusters, and a pod of some sort?
I've been concerned that our maneuvering in Lunar orbit with the castle and the other enclosures could get a little tricky. If we send a separate probe, we can just sweep by the moon on our way to Mars. It should save a lot of reaction-mass, as well as time.
And this would give us something to talk about while we're waiting for the rest of the modifications to be completed. I have in mind a continuous, light thrust to supply artificial gravity, with a turn-around at mid-point, and then a return the same way after we drop off NASA's packages. If we take off directly toward the sun from the Pacific, we shouldn't even be observed by anyone other than NORAD, and we can ask NASA to run interference for us with them.
Comments? Who wants to go? What should we take, et cetera?
33,901
posted on
07/16/2005 5:10:58 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
If we're going to the moon, shouldn't we take cheese? And how about a few moose, too?
33,902
posted on
07/16/2005 6:54:32 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I wasn't always like this.)
To: Tax-chick
We should certainly take cheese. As to moose, does it taste like ham?
We'll have a restricted amount of space, and will have to limit the number of people to no more than one hundred.
We'll use a well-stocked food pantry, CO2 scrubbers, all the typical accoutrements of places like the shuttle or the ISS, but we shouldn't have to put up with zero-gee, just reduced gravity.
I'm picturing a six-sided vessel with six of the shuttle-thrusters for propulsion, and six internal pressurized tanks, four for reaction gas, one just for make-up Oxygen, and one for regular compressed air.
By being under continuous thrust, we'll also shave about four days off the typical Lunar journey, but it will still take about a week or so.
There would be a bit of extra acceleration pressure at the beginning and ending of the journey, but most of the trip will be in reduced gravity. You and little Whoosis want to come along?
33,903
posted on
07/16/2005 7:25:34 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'll go! Has anyone signed up to bring the Krispy Kremes yet?
33,904
posted on
07/16/2005 7:26:34 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: SandyInSeattle
That can be one of your jobs!
Don't forget your spacesuit, and make sure it has a little "breathing room."
![](http://sepnet.com/rcramer/pictures/destinat.jpg)
Bob ran things here, all right!
33,905
posted on
07/16/2005 7:37:23 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle; Dead Corpse; King Prout
The shuttle on the lower right, shown here, is the closest to my vision for the ones we will use.
The wings may seem useless for this mission, but on the return trip, should the need arise, we can use them as emergency escape vessels for Earth atmospheric re-entry. Each shuttle has two Gas Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engines, and they tap into the on-board reaction tanks during rocket firing.
33,906
posted on
07/16/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
Who wants to go? I'm willing to go pretty much anywhere right now.
33,907
posted on
07/16/2005 7:56:33 AM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
To: Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle; Dead Corpse; King Prout
That stubby cylindrical shape on the lower left, if you scaled up its relative size by ten times, would correspond to the excursion module.
Picture six of the shuttles attached around it centrally like rocket motors, and you'll have the concept of our journey.
The NASA package will be in the aft section, and we'll try to scoop up some of that South Lunar Pole water-ice, if we find any. NASA will want to study that. I guess the rest of it will be picture-taking, and just to say we've been there.
33,908
posted on
07/16/2005 8:05:17 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
Don't forget your spacesuit, and make sure it has a little "breathing room." Absolutely! The problem with Krispy Kremes, though, is they get stale quickly. Do we have a super-duper pantry that will keep donuts fresh for the duration?
33,909
posted on
07/16/2005 8:07:56 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: NicknamedBob
I don't foresee any overly BAD side effects of the plasma torus time warp effect.*
*said while pointedly ignoring the scantily clad space-fems phasing in and out of relity and floating overhead.
/ bad joke
33,910
posted on
07/16/2005 8:10:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: NicknamedBob
33,911
posted on
07/16/2005 8:11:01 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
To: tuliptree76; All
Yeah, you'll need a break.
We'll need to put together a module first, but you'll be welcome to come along.
By the way, we're going to need some shuttle pilots. Some of you will have to practice with the training package.
It's easy, just follow the electronic guidelines. Mostly the computer will do the work, but we need a standby system (human beings) just in case.
33,912
posted on
07/16/2005 8:11:19 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: SandyInSeattle; tuliptree76; Tax-chick
"...they get stale quickly. Do we have a super-duper pantry that will keep donuts fresh for the duration?" Well then, after the first day, we'll have to have some home-made stuff. Donuts, pizza, ice-cream, ...
Don't worry about gaining weight -- we're going to a low-gravity environment!
Actually, we could have a super-duper sub-zero freezer. Extreme cold temperatures are easy to get in outer space.
33,913
posted on
07/16/2005 8:17:03 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes
33,914
posted on
07/16/2005 8:17:24 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
To: NicknamedBob
My brain is turned too much into mush for me to drive anywhere - even if I'm just a standby system.
33,915
posted on
07/16/2005 8:17:44 AM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
To: tuliptree76
That's okay. You can entertain Darksheare, and keep him away from the controls!
33,916
posted on
07/16/2005 8:19:32 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Can I sleep instead? You can just wake me up when we get to our destination.
33,917
posted on
07/16/2005 8:20:46 AM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
Sounds good to me.
*Surfing time waves, here I come!*
33,918
posted on
07/16/2005 8:22:22 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: tuliptree76
"Can I sleep instead?" Sure thing! The steady rumble of the thrusters should sound like rain! Good sleeping conditions!
33,919
posted on
07/16/2005 8:24:39 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Lady Jag
Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes What did I do? (Rechecks her post, looks bewildered, shrugs...)
33,920
posted on
07/16/2005 8:26:19 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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