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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Monkey Face

"...him...?"


33,721 posted on 07/11/2005 6:05:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! I was searching for nice summaries about different aspects of taxation, and I stumbled back onto that site (It's good for more than just slang terms!).


33,722 posted on 07/11/2005 6:07:09 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

"...him...?"


What? When was the last time you checked my bio page, SIR?

*snort*


33,723 posted on 07/11/2005 6:08:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Earlier today, Ma'am.


33,724 posted on 07/11/2005 6:17:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Then where (and why) was the confusion?...

(Ya know, you're kinda cute when your dander is up...)


33,725 posted on 07/11/2005 6:21:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; tiamat; All

I'm sorry, Kids, but the four-day lag in posting is giving me a headache.

Remember to be good to yourselves, and I'll see you all tomorrow! :o]


33,726 posted on 07/11/2005 6:26:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face
"Sorta like, if I'm a married woman with a lover, I would call you and ask if the coast was clear before I invited him over?"

You want me to tell you that the coast is clear so he can come over?

If the coast were clear, I could be inclined to take a little stroll me own self, Lassie.

33,727 posted on 07/11/2005 6:30:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

AH...wellden...I didn't think you needed an invitation...on the other hand...I'll pretend I'm Edie whatsername..."C'mon up and SEE me some time..."

We'll see how much smoke is left in the cigars...


33,728 posted on 07/11/2005 6:33:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good evening, 'Face. Going to bed so soon?

Enjoy the heat. I don't know how all you Arizonans deal with it!


33,729 posted on 07/11/2005 6:40:31 PM PDT by Genesis defender (If you are alone or depressed, meditate on Matthew 28:20.)
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To: Monkey Face
Uh-hunh. I don't think smoke is going to hurt me...


33,730 posted on 07/11/2005 6:43:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Genesis defender

It's DRY heat, Sweetie! Hug your son for me next time you see him! XO


33,731 posted on 07/11/2005 6:46:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yah...that's what I thought...;o]

Sweet dreams then...I'm waiting patiently for the mailman...and only because he has something in a plain brown wrapper for me...something to read...


33,732 posted on 07/11/2005 6:48:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

I just hugged him tonight. He had to go to the dentist today, and I took him.

I miss him already. And his mommy.


33,733 posted on 07/11/2005 6:49:21 PM PDT by Genesis defender (If you are alone or depressed, meditate on Matthew 28:20.)
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To: Genesis defender

Awwww...I know.

Darn.

XO to both of you.


33,734 posted on 07/11/2005 6:51:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks. I needed that.

GrammaBear speaks quite highly of you. She thinks you're funny, a bit quirky, and an all-around decent lady.

Her mom's (my gramma) body is taking the chemo really hard. She can't walk 10 steps without being out of breath. She survived the blood clot going to her lungs, but gramma is still really sick.

Then there's the thing with my son being autistic, me missing his mommy, my impending job loss in just over a month, etc. At least my life isn't boring!


33,735 posted on 07/11/2005 7:00:56 PM PDT by Genesis defender (If you are alone or depressed, meditate on Matthew 28:20.)
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To: sionnsar

Bagpipes are good! Of course, being at least 1/2 Scottish in my assorted bloodlines, it's no wonder I like'em....


33,736 posted on 07/11/2005 7:23:10 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Tuliptree!


33,737 posted on 07/11/2005 7:23:58 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Monkey Face

See you later 'Face. I left for a while to have some dinner, but I ended up working on other things. LOL!

Now I have to figure out what to eat for dinner...


33,738 posted on 07/11/2005 7:27:37 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76
Kiwis are a strange lot.
33,739 posted on 07/11/2005 7:52:12 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Monkey Face
Zombies??? Dude, yer scarin' me. I don't have my zombie repellent. Hey, can I make my own? Like, with garlic?

Then again, I may not check in frequently enough to have to fend for myself against the undead. But I did come back.

OMG - I did come back, didn't I. Well allrighty then.

33,740 posted on 07/11/2005 11:35:04 PM PDT by JZdiablo (It's a dead man's party. Who could ask for more?)
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