[Monkey Face]

Then where (and why) was the confusion?...

(Ya know, you're kinda cute when your dander is up...)

[NicknamedBob]

"Sorta like, if I'm a married woman with a lover, I would call you and ask if the coast was clear before I invited him over?"

You want me to tell you that the coast is clear so he can come over?

If the coast were clear, I could be inclined to take a little stroll me own self, Lassie.