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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: NicknamedBob

Well, there's one thing for sure: sex is something we all have in common....


33,381 posted on 07/07/2005 4:48:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm getting the image of the scene in Clockwork Orange where they force Malcolm to watch movies for his therapy. I can just picture jihadi's strapped down and forced to watch John Wayne movies and Paris Hilton commercials. Yeeeeaaaaagggggghhhhhh!
33,382 posted on 07/07/2005 4:55:30 PM PDT by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
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To: colorado tanker; NicknamedBob

And penguin cartoons. They'd be begging for baptism in about 4 hours.


33,383 posted on 07/07/2005 4:58:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick

Torture! Torture!


33,384 posted on 07/07/2005 5:01:02 PM PDT by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
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To: colorado tanker
"Yeeeeaaaaagggggghhhhhh!"

Oh, NO! Worse than Jihadis! ... Deaniacs!!!

33,385 posted on 07/07/2005 5:01:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: colorado tanker; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; All

Welp, kids...the monsoons are officially here, and I need to shut this down so the lightning can stike in my area without frying my hard drive.

Be good to yourselves!

'Face


33,386 posted on 07/07/2005 5:01:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
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To: Monkey Face

Good night!


33,387 posted on 07/07/2005 5:03:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: NicknamedBob
Would Human Rights Watch agree that forcing jihadis to watch tape of Dean-dong meets the definition of torture??
33,388 posted on 07/07/2005 5:18:31 PM PDT by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
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To: colorado tanker

Are you kidding? That kind of people would travel across three states to attend a Dean rally.


33,389 posted on 07/07/2005 5:22:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick
Well, I've just been called to dinner, so I can't think of Deaniacs any more or I'll lose my appetite. See ya around!
33,390 posted on 07/07/2005 5:34:11 PM PDT by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
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To: Tax-chick

I'd strap them down too.

They need to be Americanized also.


33,391 posted on 07/07/2005 5:41:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Penguin cartoons. They'd be gibbering maniacs in 45 minutes. Oh, wait ... how would that help?


33,392 posted on 07/07/2005 5:49:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Dead Corpse
4. No amount of gun control will stop this stuff.

No but to be fair no matter how many armed people you have around you can't stop this stuff either.

9/11 yes but not this.

33,393 posted on 07/07/2005 6:00:28 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all Londoners today. (crying, praying and getting out my sword))
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To: Tax-chick

A committed individual is a valuable resource.


33,394 posted on 07/07/2005 6:00:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse

We need more fly-paper.


33,395 posted on 07/07/2005 6:02:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I suppose that's true as far as it goes ...

Well, James the Wonder Baby is retired for the night, so now the big question is, will I try to finish "Patton and Rommel" tonight (interesting though poorly edited) or start a novel. Either way I'll probably be up too late!

See y'all!


33,396 posted on 07/07/2005 6:08:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: NicknamedBob
?????

Brain is not working up to par tonight.

33,397 posted on 07/07/2005 6:13:12 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all Londoners today. (crying, praying and getting out my sword))
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Sorry!


33,398 posted on 07/07/2005 6:16:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Ouch!
Commute from the underworld.


33,399 posted on 07/07/2005 6:17:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Darksheare

00?


33,400 posted on 07/07/2005 6:25:02 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all Londoners today. (crying, praying and getting out my sword))
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