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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Monkey Face
Arrrghh...

I think I've got that covered...

19,041 posted on 04/05/2005 12:39:48 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Kewl! Keep it handy!

:o]


19,042 posted on 04/05/2005 12:48:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: MissouriConservative

Is that cat on post #35 wearing someones bikini bottoms on it's head?? Shades of Abu Ghraib.


19,043 posted on 04/05/2005 12:55:53 PM PDT by JoeBob (If you live like sheep the wolves will eat you.)
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To: JoeBob

I can't see it from here ... you could be right.


19,044 posted on 04/05/2005 1:06:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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To: JoeBob

This one?

Looks like a handkerchief tied up like a doo-rag. Careful, might be one of those MS-13 kitties.

19,045 posted on 04/05/2005 1:09:37 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

What big EYES you have!


19,046 posted on 04/05/2005 1:11:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: JoeBob

Welcome to the Bride of the Undead Thread.

The castle is always eager to welcome someone new...


19,047 posted on 04/05/2005 1:13:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face
Oh crap. I as hoping the heuristic programming wouldn't jump a generation until we were on our way to Mars. If the onboard Net is already self-aware, whatever you do, DO NOT TRY TO PULL THE PLUG!!! At least not while it can still get to terrestrial launch codes....
19,048 posted on 04/05/2005 1:16:07 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; All

Uh-oh...I'm sorry gang, but the fever and chills have hit me again, so I'm going to bed. I hope I feel better by morning.

'Face


19,049 posted on 04/05/2005 1:16:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Dead Corpse

*whispering hoarsely*

(That was not supposed to be made public, yet!)


19,050 posted on 04/05/2005 1:18:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Take care you...


19,051 posted on 04/05/2005 1:20:54 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, not so much that, as I don't wanna give it any nukes to play with until AFTER we launch...


19,052 posted on 04/05/2005 1:22:01 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

Tanks. I will. ;o]


19,053 posted on 04/05/2005 1:23:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face

I've never had problems with Subway's tuna. Maybe it was just the local tuna.

I'm back for a bit, BTW.


19,054 posted on 04/05/2005 1:40:36 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you feel better soon.


19,055 posted on 04/05/2005 1:45:18 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: dubyaismypresident

Hi, two days later!


19,056 posted on 04/05/2005 1:53:59 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: redlocks322

This is a ping.


19,057 posted on 04/05/2005 1:54:28 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: humblegunner; SilentServiceCPO; Apple Pan Dowdy; TheBrotherhood; mhking; Jen; fanfan; ...



Bride of the Undead Thread Ping!
FReepmail me if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

What is this thread all about?

Some guidelines for posting on this thread.

19,058 posted on 04/05/2005 1:55:24 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: Dead Corpse

We don't have any nuclear weapons for it to play with. At least, not yet.

What we have is an electronically controlled delivery tube system which handles the fuel rods. I *suppose* if they were to be operated beyond their standard tolerances, the fuel rods might exit the gas-tight fuel-rod ports in the hull of the castle enclosure at rather a high velocity, most likely spinning rapidly as well.

If another vessel were so unfortunate as to be in the path of such a "missile", it would very likely involve casualties.

And if several of these fuel rods happened coincidentally to arrive in the same place, at about the same time, why I think there might possibly be a rather spectacular explosion.

Of course, all this is mere idle speculation. It would take a remarkable series of coincidences to arrange such an "accident."


19,059 posted on 04/05/2005 1:55:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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To: sionnsar

Greetings, greetings.

It's nice and overcast today, but it's putting me to sleep.


19,060 posted on 04/05/2005 1:56:33 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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