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To: tiamat
I'm too lazy to make a beer run...no car, ya know. So I will put off the desire. I'll probably wish I hadn't by this evening...
19,021
posted on
04/05/2005 12:04:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
19,022
posted on
04/05/2005 12:05:07 PM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: tiamat
And my sister is doing her spring cleaning. She says she's got a whole bunch of stuff ready for a yard sale. Maybe I'll get the books...
;o]
19,023
posted on
04/05/2005 12:05:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: tuliptree76
I like Subway's sandwiches, but the distance is the same, whether it's beer or food. Not in the mood at the moment.
19,024
posted on
04/05/2005 12:06:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Dead Corpse
Ear infections are so trying for kids. Parents don't get much rest during them either. I was lucky, in that my babies never had an ear infection, so I really don't know how to empathize.
Keep the liquor handy!
19,025
posted on
04/05/2005 12:09:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
What's this stuff?
Some books. S'posed to be good for you.
Did you read them?
I'm not gonna read them! ... Let's get Mikey!
He won't read them; he hates everything!
... Hey Mikey!
19,026
posted on
04/05/2005 12:10:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
To: Monkey Face
My beer place is right around the corner.
Next to the Subway and a pretty good Chinese take-ou as a matter of fact...
Hmmm. Maybe I should take a break!
19,027
posted on
04/05/2005 12:11:45 PM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: NicknamedBob
I know... According to the Doc at her last Well Child visit said she'd be a six footer by the time she hits full growth. Barring illness that is...
19,028
posted on
04/05/2005 12:12:04 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: NicknamedBob
Heh-heh!
I'm still trying to find all my books. There are two that I'm very interested in reading, and I don't know where the box is that has them in it. ;]
19,029
posted on
04/05/2005 12:12:19 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Dead Corpse
There is a formula for determining a child's adult height, but I have lost it. I figured my son would be 6'4" and he is. It is supposed to be done when they are two. I wish I could remember the formula.
19,030
posted on
04/05/2005 12:15:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
Ana is still a few months from 2, but is already taller than most 5 year olds.
19,031
posted on
04/05/2005 12:15:53 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: Dead Corpse
MY friend in TX has a grandaughter who was like that. She is in Kindergarten, but looks like a second or third grader.
19,032
posted on
04/05/2005 12:18:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
This was taken last week.
Standard height desk. Note: she's not wearing shoes.
19,033
posted on
04/05/2005 12:25:01 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: Dead Corpse
So much for putting the light switches out of a child's reach.
19,034
posted on
04/05/2005 12:30:12 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
To: Dead Corpse
Wow. Teach her to stand straight...balance a book on her head when she walks...and always tell her that her height makes her more beautiful. It's hard to be taller than all your friends, unless you are a guy. (I speak from experience!)
19,035
posted on
04/05/2005 12:30:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yep. She's mastering doorhandles at the moment. Gonna be an awkward day come the time she puts waking up early from a nap with opening the door to mommy and daddy's room together.
*Insert shudder of horror*
19,036
posted on
04/05/2005 12:32:52 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah. Teaching her anything is kinda hit or miss at this point.
Then again, I fell for her Mom as hard as I did BECAUSE she's on the tallish side. I like long legs. ;-)
19,037
posted on
04/05/2005 12:34:15 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I don't think it's the light switches he will have to worry about. I suspect he will have a tough time with guys wanting to date her when she is 10. Argh! I don't envy you, DC. Get that shotgun out and keep it by the door. Ana is a precious jewel.
19,038
posted on
04/05/2005 12:34:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Dead Corpse
We always had an "open door" policy. If the door was closed, the kids knocked. We gave them the same respect. It just takes a while to enforce. Barring that, get a lock for the bedroom door. ;o]
19,039
posted on
04/05/2005 12:36:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Dead Corpse
Yepper...I know how the leg thing works. ;o]
Good-lookin' legs come from my mother's side of the family. Mine are the longest, though. Even my parents were shorter than I am.
19,040
posted on
04/05/2005 12:38:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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