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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Dead Corpse

Hey!

You got it!

Congrats!


19,001 posted on 04/05/2005 11:15:01 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat
Phaw... no contest. I'd prefer a well run race between close competitors.

Oh well, someone had to do it. ;-)

19,002 posted on 04/05/2005 11:23:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred".

Betcha can't ID where THAT line is from!


19,003 posted on 04/05/2005 11:25:01 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

Superchicken.


19,004 posted on 04/05/2005 11:26:42 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

Awwww....I'm sorry....I always seem to shut things down when I get on here, so I was not quite sure if I should even try it.

But what the heck? I'm sorry Ana is having such a terrible time. I used to hold my breath when I was her age. My mother finally got tired of it and drew some cold water in the tub (we lived in Alaska) and threw me in, clothes and all. I never did it again.

Good luck on getting through this phase with her. It's not easy to handle kids...but I know your instincts will kick in, and things will turn out just fine, in spite of what you do!

And congrats on the 19000....I was reading my FReepmail...


19,005 posted on 04/05/2005 11:26:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

You got it!


19,006 posted on 04/05/2005 11:28:52 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Monkey Face

How is 'Face today?


19,007 posted on 04/05/2005 11:29:17 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Possibly. I'm here briefly while I quickly eat my lunch before going back to work. How are you doing?


19,008 posted on 04/05/2005 11:30:17 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Dead Corpse

Congrats on the 000!


19,009 posted on 04/05/2005 11:31:59 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tiamat

Hiya!

'Face is in dire need of some "hair of the dog" this morning. (Afternoon?) A bloody Mary would hit the spot just fine, I think!

LOL!

And how are you? Is it spring in Michigan, yet? Eighty-one is forecast for here today. :o]


19,010 posted on 04/05/2005 11:38:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: tuliptree76

Howdy! Maybe I need some lunch, too. Liquid or solid would do the trick, I'm sure.

What did you bring for lunch? Anything good?


19,011 posted on 04/05/2005 11:40:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was just thinking of making a beer run.

It is sort of Spring-like here.

I am shoveling out Caitlin's room while she is out of town...

Had to rent a bull-dozer and a construction sized dumpster, but I've made a dent...


19,012 posted on 04/05/2005 11:41:08 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Thanks for getting us past that "bump" in the road.

I've been trying to think of some advice for you regarding Ana. Best I can come up with is hug her frequently and take your vitamins.


19,013 posted on 04/05/2005 11:41:19 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Actually, I bought a tuna salad sandwich at subway. It was pretty good. I have cans of soup in my office, but I didn't feel like eating soup today.

*sigh* I have to go back to work. I'll stop by later.


19,014 posted on 04/05/2005 11:43:06 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

Eh... turns out it wasn't a temper tantrum. Ear infection. We were going to take her in last night to the ER, but decided to wait until this morning and get an appointment.


19,015 posted on 04/05/2005 11:43:50 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: tiamat
Never underestimate the power of the Dark side... ;-)

Or Google for that matter. :-)

19,016 posted on 04/05/2005 11:44:30 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: tuliptree76

Doing? Tired. The Sage of Ana continues... ;-)


19,017 posted on 04/05/2005 11:45:53 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: NicknamedBob
Antibiotics for an ear infection for her, Kaluha and cream for Zon, Capt Morgan and diet Dr. Pepper for me.

Vitamins... Ick...

19,018 posted on 04/05/2005 11:47:31 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: tuliptree76

Careful with Subways tuna. A friend of mine got a case of the trots from it once. ;-)


19,019 posted on 04/05/2005 11:48:54 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Vitamins... Ick..."

Let me put it this way ... her legs are getting longer, and your breath is getting shorter.

19,020 posted on 04/05/2005 11:54:05 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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