I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Dead Corpse]

Come ot think of it, I could use a bunch myself. Maybe not vat time, but I wonder if we couldn't set up a 2G gym area. Set up the hub for zero G sports and activities, but then have an outrigger system that gives the equivalent of a high G enviroment expressly for the purpose of getting a good workout.

[Dead Corpse]

Hehhe... Yeah. Scheduling has been a bit of a pain lately. I'm hoping more of y'all are gonna be online this summer.

More likely that y'all take off for the nearest beach. ;-)

[tuliptree76]

Unfortunately, I'm not going anywhere. Too much studying this summer. :-p

[Dead Corpse]

Possibly me too. I may have found an online course my company will help pay for. Finally finish putting my degree together. I really need to stop putting it off.

[tuliptree76]

Woooo! Having someone else pay for school is a good thing. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

It isn't the money really, it's the TIME. I've got more than enough money to pay for my classes, but I'm running out of hours in a day.

[tuliptree76]

True. I don't have enough hours in the day, myself, and I'm a full-time student.

[tuliptree76]

Meeting time...gotta go. See you later. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Shoot. Sorry about that. Workus Interuptus. Talk at you later Tulip...

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I'll have to replant my flowers...

[King Prout]

Hullo, all.

DawsonvilleDoc took the extraordinary measure of calling me at work today to see where I am, what is up, and to let me know that there is some concern over my well-being.

I am sorry to have been away so long. The wild rumors of my marriage, my abduction and happy enslavement by nubile aliens from Planet 23XXX, and my gruesome demise are all, shall we say, a bit premature ;)

I have been away for three reason, ranked in order of prominence:
1. Extremely busy both at work and at home
2. Quite a few strong storms with a whole lotta Zot have kept my computer offline and unplugged.
3. certain threads, arguments, and the impassioned behaviors therein have caused me to think it wiser to stay off this board for the time being.

Rest assured that I do miss your company, and shall return anon.

in respect,
King Prout

[cyborg]

Good to know you are still alive with virtue intact.

[MEG33]

Good to hear from you!..

[Darksheare]

Understood.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hurry back when you can. I took 4 days off for many of the same reasons.

[Dead Corpse]

Cool. Yeah. We were gettin' a wee bit worried. A bunch of us are pretty busy as well.

Come back when you can. We'll still be here. ;-)

[Not A Snowbird]

The wild rumors of my marriage, my abduction and happy enslavement by nubile aliens from Planet 23XXX, and my gruesome demise are all, shall we say, a bit premature ;)

Good to hear!

I have also been exercising selective thread avoidance. People are hysterical lately.

[Lady Jag]

Oh good! I get to eat your wedding cake!

Miss you and I will be glad when you return.

[Hi Heels]

I have thread avoided listings taped to my keyboard. It is good to hear from you. I actually did a search this AM to see where you had been posting and seeing nothing since 3/20 was preparing to throw the red flag in the air..... The alien abduction was my first choice.

[Pippin]

Welcome back!