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NASA OFFICIALS ARE WORRIED THAT PIRATES WILL STEAL THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE
Futurism ^ | 03/12/2021 | Victor Tangermann

Posted on 03/13/2021 1:20:16 PM PST by BenLurkin

The massive space telescope, featuring a 21 foot mirror, and a tennis court-sized protective cage, is far too large to stick inside a plane.

Instead, NASA will have to ship the massive mirror right through the Panama Canal for its eventual launch in French Guiana — and NASA is worried that the journey could attract robbers.

The shipping time and location will be hush-hush to ward off any extremely ambitious thieves. All we know is that it will sail off in late summer.

It’s an especially harrowing sea passage for a project that has been going on for over two decades. NASA has poured almost $10 billion into the project over that time period.

Surprisingly, it wouldn’t be the first heist of its kind. In 1984, a steel structure for the James Clerk Maxwell Telescope was kidnapped by its cargo vessel’s commercial captain, ,,,

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TOPICS: Astronomy; Science
KEYWORDS: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr; astronomy; avastyeswabs; jameswebb; nasa; pirates; science; shivermetimbers; telescope
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1 posted on 03/13/2021 1:20:16 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Telepathic Intruder

ping


2 posted on 03/13/2021 1:21:07 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

It will, now that they’ve told the whole world about it.


3 posted on 03/13/2021 1:24:38 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The FBI used to go after communists. Now it is run by communists. The American Stasi.)
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To: BenLurkin

How do you fence such a thing? Can’t imagine a Craigslist ad. Maybe the CCP would be interested.


4 posted on 03/13/2021 1:25:28 PM PST by TonyinLA
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To: BenLurkin

Oh lets play the kids game....

I sent a telescope out in space upon a big fat rocket
Someone must have picked it up and put it in his pocket

Was it you ???

:)


5 posted on 03/13/2021 1:25:51 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: BenLurkin

My first thought is that someone at NASA has arranged to sell this to China. The guy at NASA pockets $20M and passes along all of the necessary information. And then -— whoops! — pirates show up and steal that telescope. Oh noes! What a shame!


6 posted on 03/13/2021 1:29:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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To: TonyinLA

Hold it for ransom


7 posted on 03/13/2021 1:30:51 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: BenLurkin

Another extremely poor piece of journalism. No attempt to answer the obvious questions:

1) The United States and NASA have several launch facilities inside the continental United States. Why is NASA incurring the time, expense and risk of launching it halfway around the planet?

2) If it must be launched from the chosen location, is the US Navy so stretched it can’t send a destroyer to follow the cargo ship? Alternatively, has anyone considered sending some US Marines on the ship to guard the cargo and repel any attempt to hijack the ship and the cargo? After all, isn’t the purpose of the military to defend the nation and its assets?

3) Don’t we now have a military branch, the US Space Force, specifically charged with defending US space assets? Why isn’t it responsible for the security of the telescope before and after it is launched?

I hope all of these questions have been considered by NASA. If not we definitely have a major problem of competence which is another story in and of itself.

Sadly serious journalism died long ago. It seems the mission of journalism today isn’t to inform. Its only purpose seems to be eliciting an emotional reaction from readers - rage, anger, or disgust. Clearly the education system is also failing because the public seems delighted with the garbage it is being fed by the media.


8 posted on 03/13/2021 1:35:34 PM PST by Soul of the South (The past is gone and cannot be changed. Tomorrow can be a better day if we work on it.)
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To: BenLurkin

I’m sorry, but isn’t NASA a branch of the U.S. Government? Doesn’t the U.S. government have seaborne assets that can easily thwart the most heavily-armed of ‘pirates’?


9 posted on 03/13/2021 1:37:36 PM PST by hanamizu
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To: BenLurkin
I was thinking why don't they arm the boat and vett the crew more, but I remembered that's racist. Anything having to do with common sense and protection today is r-a-c-i-s-t. Everything is racist today, Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potato head, even a former English Prince and Princess, racist racist racist racist. I bet that big mirror is even racist, it's that big to show racism.


10 posted on 03/13/2021 1:37:58 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Soul of the South

All good questions. Get back to us when you have the answers.


11 posted on 03/13/2021 1:37:59 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

If they are worried, just put a platoon of armed Marines aboard. Problem solved.


12 posted on 03/13/2021 1:42:40 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (DemocRats would burn the country to the ground to be absolute rulers over the ashes.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Never in a million years would I have thought this thread would have anyone brining up race.


13 posted on 03/13/2021 1:43:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: TonyinLA

Hold it for ransom and threaten to destroy it.


14 posted on 03/13/2021 1:43:31 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (DemocRats would burn the country to the ground to be absolute rulers over the ashes.)
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To: BenLurkin

As if after 20 years and billions of dollars it will not have a USN naval escort with a lot of coast guard and marines around for the entire trip.


15 posted on 03/13/2021 1:45:22 PM PST by Widget Jr
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To: BenLurkin

Alien pirates? Do they realize that so few humans on Earth out of billions can actually go into space to grab a satellite telescope?


16 posted on 03/13/2021 1:45:29 PM PST by Morpheus2009 (If you want me to be afraid, then be consistent in your logic, standards, and your lies!)
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To: BenLurkin

Isn’t this why have Marines?

And Destroyers?

And Space Lasers?

Mercenary Aliens?


17 posted on 03/13/2021 1:46:08 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: BenLurkin

Uh, don’t we still have a navy?


18 posted on 03/13/2021 1:47:01 PM PST by libertylover (Many people who want to destroy us have bumper stickers on their cars that say: "Coexist".)
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To: BenLurkin

Arrrr they now?


19 posted on 03/13/2021 1:47:41 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Morpheus2009; Paladin2
Harrr...avast ye Earthlings...
20 posted on 03/13/2021 1:48:59 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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