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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: BJClinton

we do what we do: learn, correspond, hammer the unworthy, and have a blast in all.


5,581 posted on 01/11/2005 6:15:17 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout

And, as far as I can see, technically feasible.

Not to mention the profit potential of operating an irrigation system for every desert on Earth. Saudi Arabia alone would be good for trillions in profit.

You have to start somewhere.


5,582 posted on 01/11/2005 6:17:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: Dead Corpse

ah! I missed this post!

I see we are orbiting the same singularity.


5,583 posted on 01/11/2005 6:17:55 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
(Dang, I hate coming back to 24-hour-old conversations, but I must dig up through.)

You must be really old.

Oh, I am. Even older than you. *\;-P

5,584 posted on 01/11/2005 6:18:23 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Kiev County: http://www.soundpolitics.com)
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To: NicknamedBob

from what source would you cull your ice?


5,585 posted on 01/11/2005 6:18:40 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: NicknamedBob

plasma weapons would have a major dispersion problem, unless you induce a truly unholy charge differential between your target and your emitter.


5,586 posted on 01/11/2005 6:20:59 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout

Antarctica.


5,587 posted on 01/11/2005 6:21:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob

the shoggothoi would not appreciate that at all.


5,588 posted on 01/11/2005 6:22:20 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout
"...plasma weapons would have a major dispersion problem..."

Sawed-off shotguns are always useful. As always, accuracy of aiming depends on barrel length. (Not literally in this case, but you get the idea.)

5,589 posted on 01/11/2005 6:24:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: Temple Owl
The oldest reference to Scotch is in a document of 1494 stating that Friar John Cor was given eight bolls of malt to transform into aqua vitae.

Hmmm... better do some research into the origins of the work "whisk(e)y" -- 'e' added for our Irish friends. Comes from (in Scots Gaelic) "Uisge bheatha" (American: OOSHka vay-ha) which means...

drum roll...

"water of life". Akvavit. Aqea vitae. Hm...

5,590 posted on 01/11/2005 6:25:27 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Kiev County: http://www.soundpolitics.com)
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To: Temple Owl
The oldest reference to Scotch is in a document of 1494 stating that Friar John Cor was given eight bolls of malt to transform into aqua vitae.

Hmmm... better do some research into the origins of the work "whisk(e)y" -- 'e' added for our Irish friends. Comes from (in Scots Gaelic) "Uisge bheatha" (American: OOSHka vay-ha) which means...

drum roll...

"water of life". Akvavit. Aqea vitae. Hm...

5,591 posted on 01/11/2005 6:25:49 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Kiev County: http://www.soundpolitics.com)
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To: NicknamedBob

at the distances involved, in a vacuum, you'd be better off using a real sawed-off than a plasma weapon.

I mean, i love David Drake's fiction, but these things simply cannot work as described.


5,592 posted on 01/11/2005 6:27:54 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout
As long as sidereal "volume" doesn't violate .618:1, it really shouldn't matter. There would be no norm space perturbation as you wouldn't actually be passing through norm space.

Using a hyper-dense "warp packet" as a weapon is SUPPOSED to exhibit hyperluminal stresses in norm space. If it didn't, it wouldn't be much good as a weapon now would it?

5,593 posted on 01/11/2005 6:28:46 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: King Prout

They will adapt to service us.


I plan to leave the Antarctic Peninsula in shade. Life adapted to the cold can migrate and survive there.

An entire continent is much too valuable to leave just lying around as a habitat for a half-dozen species, and I don't care how cute they waddle.


5,594 posted on 01/11/2005 6:29:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: King Prout

(squinting really hard)

Hey, wait a minute....

I'm not on The List!


5,595 posted on 01/11/2005 6:29:44 PM PST by Genesis defender (No one ever says "Boy, I sure wish I had prayed less today".)
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To: sionnsar

THANKS!

I never made the connection between "akvavit" and "aqua vitae"

seems SO bloody obvious, now ;)


5,596 posted on 01/11/2005 6:29:45 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: Genesis defender

youse wants on da list?


5,597 posted on 01/11/2005 6:30:15 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout
I see we are orbiting the same singularity.

Terminology and concept. I'm floating at least a dozen possibles here depending on system in use. Two of which coincide with your thesis...

5,598 posted on 01/11/2005 6:30:33 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: NicknamedBob

um.
you might want to rethink pestering the shoggothoi.
it is sort of a case of "we don't bother them, they don't eat too many of us too often"


5,599 posted on 01/11/2005 6:31:43 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: NicknamedBob

How about hauling long period cometary bodies in from the Oort Cloud? No penguins to upset that way...


5,600 posted on 01/11/2005 6:31:53 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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