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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: Dead Corpse
Hi DC!
I'll be back in a little bit. :-)
To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse
It seems I shoud have been more attentive to the communications today. We've had a lot of activity.
How's the equipment, DC? Working the way you want it to?
Yesterday was a bit rough on me, with all that time between the wheels. Felt like kicking back today, but nobody came within range.
5,542
posted on
01/11/2005 4:42:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: tuliptree76
Hey! I was just gone for a little bit. Now I'm back...
5,543
posted on
01/11/2005 4:43:41 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NicknamedBob
The T&E is a bit stiffer than I'd like it to be. I think if I re-code the driver off the neural shunt, I can get a better resolution for the control servos. Getting an awesome impact spread off the Quad-guns at 2000 meters though so at least we know the holographic reticle adjusts for windage perfectly....
*Boom!*
Er.... what were we talking about again?
5,544
posted on
01/11/2005 4:46:38 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
Obviously not a plasma gun, they don't have a windage problem.
I haven't put much thought into armaments yet. Once we get into space properly, I'll look into it. Clearly, it would depend on the propulsion method.
5,545
posted on
01/11/2005 4:50:29 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
If that were California, it would be just another illegal alien coming over.
5,546
posted on
01/11/2005 5:01:37 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: NicknamedBob
Depends on what our propulsion system is. I'd recommend some type of mass driver able to launch metallic projectiles at a decent percentage of C, as a bare minimum. Near relativistic impacts from even small rounds have tremendous energy potential.
If we are using some kind of advanced sub-space warping field technology, warp packets. Essentially, you'd be shooting temporary black holes at people. I think that'd be more than even to ruin their day...
If, a big if, we can tap directly in to the sub-/super-space phenomena that produces ZPE, we could theoretically "dust" a target with the same energy quanta that forms and destroys entire Universes... But that could be over kill not to mention subject to a 15 day waiting period to allow the background check to go through...
5,547
posted on
01/11/2005 5:05:58 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,548
posted on
01/11/2005 5:07:19 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dead Corpse
How about strapping a bunch of weather balloons to a lawnchair and then just launching?
5,549
posted on
01/11/2005 5:09:50 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
How about a catapult? Only if it launches planets...
Or cats... depending on whether you are planetside or in between solar systems...
5,550
posted on
01/11/2005 5:09:54 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: A CA Guy
Did that already. Not as much fun as you think it would be...
5,551
posted on
01/11/2005 5:10:25 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
How about a simple nitromethane jet engine strapped to the back of a pre-70s buick?
Drive it down the road, then when going up steep hill, ignite the nitromethane and it's in flight.
Once it breaks the atmosphere, use a simple nuclear pulse engine for space flight.
5,552
posted on
01/11/2005 5:16:02 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dead Corpse
Were you the guy with the pellet gun?
5,553
posted on
01/11/2005 5:17:30 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
Blow darts. Close enough...
5,554
posted on
01/11/2005 5:18:00 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: A CA Guy
5,555
posted on
01/11/2005 5:18:03 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
A good fun number. Very good.
5,556
posted on
01/11/2005 5:19:11 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dead Corpse
I see you're with me about the armament depending on the propulsion system. I learned that when we first had to deal with the Kzinti.
5,557
posted on
01/11/2005 5:22:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: hk409; stands2reason; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ..
Update:
hk409 is still dead.
in other news, we have lost stands2reason :(
and We have taken heed of the general acclaim and added MikeInIraq to the list.
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5,558
posted on
01/11/2005 5:23:16 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,559
posted on
01/11/2005 5:23:59 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dead Corpse
5,560
posted on
01/11/2005 5:24:00 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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