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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: airborne
I loved playing football but I gave it up after high school. I can't get too excited about pro sports in general because of the money and the prima donnas.
4,361
posted on
01/08/2005 9:18:07 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I'd guess it's about the size of the C-5. Three passenger levels above the hangar deck, and the loading ramp/landing gear can accommodate good sized vehicles.
We'll move a lot slower than a Galaxy, but we have more lift capacity, and WE have bathrooms!
By the way, I trained as a loadmaster, I'll see to the securing of the cargo. Look for a neutral center of gravity.
4,362
posted on
01/08/2005 9:18:07 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
Load her a little forward of center. I prefer a little nose down to tail down. What's her stall speed and VNE.
4,363
posted on
01/08/2005 9:20:08 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
To: NicknamedBob
4,364
posted on
01/08/2005 9:22:07 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
To: airborne
There's three to draw to!
4,365
posted on
01/08/2005 9:22:18 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: Jen
Are you hitching a ride with Art Arfons?
"I am afraid of heights. I'll travel by jet..."
My nomination for the unintentionally funniest line of the day! Your jets may get you there quicker, but can they set you down in the parking lot of the Guinness Brewery?
4,366
posted on
01/08/2005 9:22:41 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: Jen
You were gone? Oh. I was too. Did you miss ME???Let's just say we missed each other and leave it at that! ;^)
4,367
posted on
01/08/2005 9:22:44 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: NicknamedBob
Ooh, I love camping. Can I bring my kayak?
4,368
posted on
01/08/2005 9:23:01 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Conspiracy Guy
4,369
posted on
01/08/2005 9:25:00 AM PST
by
King Prout
(Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
To: NicknamedBob
Any chance we could get some bungee jumping in?
4,370
posted on
01/08/2005 9:27:17 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
"What's her stall speed and VNE?" Stall speed doesn't apply -- it's a freight-carrying hot-air balloon with directional jets. Nose down or tail down can be controlled also by the arm hydraulics for the suspension cradle, (the co-pilot can handle those.)
No habla VNE.
4,371
posted on
01/08/2005 9:29:02 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'll hitch a ride on a Harrier jet. No problem. What time do I need to meet y'all there?
4,372
posted on
01/08/2005 9:30:13 AM PST
by
Jen
(Go Colts! All the way!)
To: NicknamedBob
What's funny about that??? In an aircraft I'm all enclosed, but a hot air balloon? I might lean too far over the side and fall overboard and go
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SPLAT! Ouch.
4,373
posted on
01/08/2005 9:32:30 AM PST
by
Jen
(Go Colts! All the way!)
To: SandyInSeattle
"Can I bring my kayak?" Sheesh! There's one in every crowd.
We don't intend to make any water landings -- we're just going for beer. We're currently plunked down in the middle of Loch Ness, can't you go kayaking there?
Bring cameras and other tourist paraphernalia, but please, no kayaks!
4,374
posted on
01/08/2005 9:34:34 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: Jen
You won't be in the hot-air balloon, we'll all be in the Noah's Ark-sized gondola-cabin suspended from the hot-air balloon.
If anyone wants to go bungee-jumping, see the assistant load-master, and make sure you appoint someone to determine that we have sufficient altitude. I suggest Mark Twang.
4,375
posted on
01/08/2005 9:40:46 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
Hmmmm, I'll think about riding in that gondola-cabin thingy and get back to you.
But bungee-jumping!!! Are y'all insane??? You have to be up way high for that (and the 'fear of heights' issue comes into play at that point) AND you have to jump OFF the platform (yikes!) with nothing but a rubber-band thingy. Pfffftttt! NOT for me! I don't even want to watch anyone do it so don't tell me about it!
4,376
posted on
01/08/2005 9:48:24 AM PST
by
Jen
(Go Colts! All the way!)
To: Monkey Face; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; ...
4,377
posted on
01/08/2005 9:49:36 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: BenLurkin
4,378
posted on
01/08/2005 9:54:20 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: Jen
Ram 27
Seahawks 7
Packers 34
Vikings 21
Colts 45
Broncos 24
Jets 17
Chargers 14
4,379
posted on
01/08/2005 10:16:00 AM PST
by
Asphalt
(Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
To: BenLurkin
4,380
posted on
01/08/2005 10:18:03 AM PST
by
Asphalt
(Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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