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To: MikeinIraq
Oh right. I'm singing to the choir, right?
(I shoulda known...it's a brotherhood of elder brothers)
:o|
32,281
posted on
06/29/2005 6:09:07 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
To: Monkey Face
You won't trade? But .........., but......., why not?
It's amazing what a human can get used to. :-)
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and
![](http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:xCBRWlyFRuoJ:www.hko.gov.hk/wservice/warning/warncold.gif)
and we all find a way to exist. :)
32,282
posted on
06/29/2005 6:17:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; TASMANIANRED; MikeinIraq; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; All
No...actually.
I had your weather when I was in TEK-sus, and I'm fine, thankyouverymuch!
However...my door is always open if you want to know how the lizard-half lives. ;o]
And with that, I'm off to the land of dreams...
Take care of you, and when it cools off a little in CaNAda, send me some, OK?
XO
'Face
32,283
posted on
06/29/2005 6:31:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
To: Genesis defender
32,284
posted on
06/29/2005 6:50:58 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
To: Monkey Face
...lizard-half lives.Hahaha.
I'll send you some cold air in January. It's "Cold air canning time" in Canada , and I'll put aside a case for you.
Good night Face. :-)
32,285
posted on
06/29/2005 6:54:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face; GrammaBear; tuliptree76; trussell; NicknamedBob; Ros42; Salvation; WVNan; TXBSAFH; ...
Good evening everyone. Thanks for the kind words! With permission from my mom, here is the text of an email update she sent about my grandma:
"Praise the Lord, your Grandma is still with us as of 4:15 this afternoon. Last night as you know [she] was returned via ambulance to the hospital. The Doctor ordered an ultrasound of her leg which revealed a blood clot. A piece of the clot broke off and traveled to her lung which made her breathing extremely difficult. The Doctor did not give us any encouragement at all because most times when a clot goes to the lung, the person dies.
But God must have other plans for her because when I returned to the hospital this morning, she appears to be much improved. Her color is better, she is not on oxygen anymore, her blood pressure which was 220/159 is sort of low now (but they don't seem to be real worried about that). She can talk easy and she is hungry which she definitely wasn't yesterday.
I was very tired early this afternoon so I asked Mom if she was okay with me going home to rest. She said "You need a nap, you go", "I hope I will be alright". So I came home and am enjoying the peace and quiet of my own house."
She is doing better, and her doctor hopes to resume chemotherapy treatments after the blood clot has been treated. Thank you so much. You FReepers are a great bunch of good old-fashioned, decent human beings.
32,286
posted on
06/29/2005 7:40:00 PM PDT
by
Genesis defender
(If you are alone or depressed, meditate on Matthew 28:20.)
To: Genesis defender
Thanks for the update. I'm glad she's doing better.
32,287
posted on
06/29/2005 8:31:35 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
("It's all tax deductible. We're fairly incorruptible, We're sailing on the wide accountancy!")
To: Genesis defender
Thank you for your update! Very good news!
To: sionnsar
are we there yet??
are we there yet???
are we there yet????
are we there yet?????
are we there yet??????
are we there yet???????
32,289
posted on
06/30/2005 12:08:22 AM PDT
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
I have no clue what this thread is about. I just thought it would be pretty cool to have a post numbering in the 32,000's in my history.
Carry on.
To: JZdiablo; sionnsar
So welcome to the Undead Thread!
It's kinda like Hotel California: Once you get here you can never leave. Well, you CAN, but you'll want to keep coming back!
(The zombies in the lower levels like fresh meat...try not to go there alone, OK?...)
'Face
32,291
posted on
06/30/2005 4:51:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
To: scott0347
Not yet! And quit fighting with your sister! You'll distract me, and I'll forget where I'm going! Either that or run off the road!
;o]
32,292
posted on
06/30/2005 4:53:27 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Hey! Who stole my tagline?)
To: sionnsar
No way am I reading all these posts...do we have the next RKBA thread designated?
32,293
posted on
06/30/2005 5:42:16 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." - VP Cheney re: Howard Dean)
To: Monkey Face
They might like fresh meat, but mostly as jewelry.
Howdy kids. How's everyone been? School's done for now. Work is still being an asskicker.
But, I miss the thread. I've been on other threads, but only because I needed to vent my spleen or explode. As it is, I've been airing out sleeping bags, my tent, reloading my ammo, and basically making sure my "Get the f*ck out of Dodge" gear is current and ready to go.
The way things are going out there, something is going to pop. Some of those Coal Mine canaries have gotta be getting thing on oxygen.
32,294
posted on
06/30/2005 7:07:59 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Thin on Oxygen even...
Need more coffee...
32,295
posted on
06/30/2005 7:30:00 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: sionnsar
32,296
posted on
06/30/2005 7:34:34 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: Tax-chick
When I was pregnant, I was sick for the first 5 months. Wasn't just in the morning, either: and it was hard to predict what would set me off.
Doctor was yelling at me because I was LOOSING weight.
I craved egg-drop soup, bagels and lox, and tuna sandwiches.
Eventually the sickness stopped, and the doctor yelled because I put on too much weight, too fast.
32,297
posted on
06/30/2005 7:39:01 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: Dead Corpse
Hey, DC!
Haven't seen you in forever.
That's a creepy picture.
What will you be hunting?
32,298
posted on
06/30/2005 7:41:15 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
Blech. My best friend in Oklahoma gets horribly sick for months, too. Very difficult. I don't think we'd have all these kids if I was really sick in pregnancy!
32,299
posted on
06/30/2005 7:41:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Tax-chick
Yeah, but it does do good things for your hair, your skin and your "upper body"!
:-)
32,300
posted on
06/30/2005 7:42:58 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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