I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[King Prout]

well, I didn't really sound the kloaxon in a timely fashion.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I had to put our oldest down last summer...probably just a few hours before she would have died anyway. It's always sad to say goodbye.

[King Prout]

"kloaxon"???????

ohhohohoho-nohohohohoho
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*pounding head on keyboard*
*tears of mirth*

o my god that sounds horrible.
kloaxon - loud, alarming fart???

[King Prout]

new tagline!

[King Prout]

yeah, it's rough.

[King Prout]

samurai champloo comin' up. ttyl

[TASMANIANRED]

The Power of the Dog

"There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie -
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart to a dog to tear.

When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet's unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns
Then you will find - it's your own affair -
But, you've given your heart to a dog to tear.

When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!)
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone - wherever it goes - for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart to a dog to tear.

We've sorrow enough in the natural way
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we've kept 'em, the more do we grieve.

For when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-term loan is as bad as a long.
So why in Heaven (before we are there)
Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?"
....Rudyard Kipling

For all good dog lovers and loosers.

My heart too has been broken.

[TASMANIANRED]

We are going to be passing hankies in a minute.

Salute to the Canine companions we have loved.

[TASMANIANRED]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1412498/posts


To paraphrase Ben Franklin

Another reason to think that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[King Prout]

nope.
y'ain't jerkin a fat one outta my eye.
nope.
not lettin' ya.

[King Prout]

hehhehheh

my poisons of choice are MGD and Australian Shiraz

[TASMANIANRED]

I have been known to visit both the fruit of the vine and the fruit of the field on occasion.

All things in moderation.

[TASMANIANRED]

I cried for a year after I lost my Brittany.

I even got 2 new pups. Was hard as hell not to compare them to her.

Now that they are no longer wild a$$ed pups, I love them dearly.

They are still not as smart or as gentle, as my girl was.

[King Prout]

someone really should have photographed my face as I buried sally.

the expression must have been... extreme

[tuliptree76]

Yep... "articles." ;-)

[tuliptree76]

I left too soon...

[tuliptree76]

Congrats on the 000!

[King Prout]

di you read them, or did you just look at the -ah- pictures?

;)

[TASMANIANRED]

Me too friend, me too.

Among the hardest things I have ever had to do , in a life time of hard things.

[tuliptree76]

Unfortunately there weren't any pictures. Just words and charts. *sigh*