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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: King Prout


27,021 posted on 05/28/2005 7:16:55 PM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: tiamat

really?
dang.

go to my profile, select "in forum" and scroll back a couple of days.

I've had some good 'uns lately.


27,022 posted on 05/28/2005 7:17:14 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: onyx

Sorry, had a small seizure.


27,023 posted on 05/28/2005 7:17:42 PM PDT by bad company ("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

ouch. sorry to hear that. take it from me: new kitty does not replace old kitty, but makes pain run away.


27,024 posted on 05/28/2005 7:18:23 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: bad company


FOTFL! Hate to see you have a big one.


27,025 posted on 05/28/2005 7:18:31 PM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: onyx
[............utterly balnk reply...............]

?

27,026 posted on 05/28/2005 7:19:25 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: King Prout

I might do that thing.

I don't get out much, and i don't laugh enough.



27,027 posted on 05/28/2005 7:19:46 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: onyx; Darksheare; tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; tiamat; Knitting A Conundrum; cyborg
balnk?

BALNK??????

DAMMIT... DARKS!

27,028 posted on 05/28/2005 7:21:08 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: tiamat

It was a long time ago...I must have been 15 or 16...but I still remember him fondly...


27,029 posted on 05/28/2005 7:22:07 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tiamat

PIRATE ONE: "Arrr, matey, whut's that thar steerin' wheel on yer belt?"

Pirate Two: "Arrrr, it's drivin me nuts!"


27,030 posted on 05/28/2005 7:22:51 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: onyx

heh, okay...


27,031 posted on 05/28/2005 7:23:48 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: King Prout

Now I have three dogs. They are starting to get old; when my little terrier goes, that will be particularly hard...but I will certainly get another pet afterwards. I am thinking abuot a Brittany Spaniel. I want a dog that goes with my reenacting period and can retrieve birds!


27,032 posted on 05/28/2005 7:24:51 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Siamese ALWAYS make an impression.


I am glad you had your friend


27,033 posted on 05/28/2005 7:25:28 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout


You leave me speechless.... that is a GOOD thing.


27,034 posted on 05/28/2005 7:25:42 PM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: King Prout

Ba-dum bump

(rimshot)


27,035 posted on 05/28/2005 7:26:36 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout

Hi! Here I am, better late than never.


27,036 posted on 05/28/2005 7:27:27 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

Hmmm.

A terrible case of "Darksheare's Syndrome"


27,037 posted on 05/28/2005 7:27:53 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout; Knitting A Conundrum
ouch. sorry to hear that. take it from me: new kitty does not replace old kitty, but makes pain run away.

I'll concur. The new pet occupies a lot of your time that would be otherwise spent alone and mourning. I'm not much of a cat person but about 12 years ago I had a siamese. They are definitly one of a kind cats. I called mine meatloaf. He was a pistol.

27,038 posted on 05/28/2005 7:29:23 PM PDT by bad company ("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
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To: bad company

My Siamese was called "Jade".

She was smart and funny and she liked to drink beer....


27,039 posted on 05/28/2005 7:35:18 PM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: bad company
Sorry guys, I had to get at least one of these.

Why?

27,040 posted on 05/28/2005 7:38:50 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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