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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THIS SITE IS ZOT!
GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!
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To: Monkey Face
I'm fine, Mom. Thanks.
How are you?
1,381
posted on
12/31/2004 9:02:43 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: hk409
Yoy, Yoy, Yoy??? And you call us morons? What the heck does that mean? Honey, you aren't even sober let alone brilliant!
1,382
posted on
12/31/2004 9:03:28 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
To: Baraonda
1,383
posted on
12/31/2004 9:03:42 PM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close and safe.)
To: international american
Happy New Year from the east coast.
So glad you brought us good news.
1,384
posted on
12/31/2004 9:03:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
To: Dead Corpse
Happy New Year, DC.
Hope you don't feel lonely.
Go easy on the Spumante.
1,385
posted on
12/31/2004 9:04:04 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
Still got a little bit to go here. CST where I'm at...
1,386
posted on
12/31/2004 9:04:48 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: All
Happy New Year everyone.
Good night now.
1,387
posted on
12/31/2004 9:05:32 PM PST
by
K1avg
(Dino for Senate '06!)
To: Baraonda; All
Happy New Year all you party animals!
1,388
posted on
12/31/2004 9:06:03 PM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close and safe.)
To: Baraonda; All
Happy New Year all you party animals!
1,389
posted on
12/31/2004 9:06:07 PM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close and safe.)
To: Dead Corpse
"You asked me that last night... ;-)"
That was last night! Why do you expect me to remember THAT??? *Still, I would like to have an answer...*
1,390
posted on
12/31/2004 9:06:20 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: K1avg
1,391
posted on
12/31/2004 9:06:34 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: ladyinred
"Yoy, Yoy, Yoy???"
"What the heck does that mean?"
It's a palindrome! This guy's writing needs to be studied intently! For at least the next several months...
1,392
posted on
12/31/2004 9:07:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
To: NicknamedBob
Happy New Year.
Was reading your poetry on your profile and love it.
1,393
posted on
12/31/2004 9:10:04 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Dead Corpse
Sisters of Mercy- Lucretia, My Reflection
I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methadrine
I hear empire down
I hear empire down
I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Love lost, fire at will
Dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
Empire down
Empire down
I hear the sons of the city and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty, but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key,
We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction
Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me ...
We look hard
We look through
We look hard to see for real
Such things I hear, they don't make sense
I don't see much evidence
I don't feel
I don't feel
I don't feel
A long train held up by page on page
A hard reign held up by rage
Once a railroad
Now is done ...
I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methadrine
I hear empire down ...
We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take reflection,
Lucretia, my direction, dance the ghost with me ...
1,394
posted on
12/31/2004 9:10:21 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: airborne
"Hey mom! Here's a little New Years present just for you!
Just don't hurt anybody!"
*LOL!*
*I got one of those for my 50th birthday, and just packed it yesterday!*
(This is where I say: Ride 'em, COWBOY!)
[The Twins also appreciate the greeting!]
1,395
posted on
12/31/2004 9:11:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: superskunk
"...It's bad enough I have to learn Ebonics, now I have to learn gibberish too?"
It could be worse: You could be required to be fluent in Babble.."
1,396
posted on
12/31/2004 9:14:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Baraonda
and love it. = and loved it.
1,397
posted on
12/31/2004 9:14:40 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Dead Corpse
Type O Negative- My Girlfriends Girlfriend
Its no secret were close
As sweaty velcro
Like latex, fur and feathers
Stuck together
Now
In their 62 vette
Sharing one cigarette
In a black light trance then
Go go dance
Then
Go go trance
Then
They keep me warm on cold nights
We must be quite a sight
In our meat triangle
All tangled
Wow
My girlfriends girlfriend
She looks like you
My girlfriends girlfriend
Shes my girl too
Her and me an her and she and me
An uncrowded couple are we three
Hey we dont care what people say
When walking hand in hand down kings highway
Two for one today
My girlfriends girlfriend
She looks like you
My girlfriends girlfriend
Shes my girl
1,398
posted on
12/31/2004 9:14:52 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: ladyinred
"BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!?" Uh-oh!! I think, somehow, he has gotten wind of the plans of the Secret Society of Bobs.
Now in addition to being Zotted, paved, and greeted with a welcome, he's going to have to be discomBOBulated.
1,399
posted on
12/31/2004 9:15:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Happy New Year in NY. It's snowing like crazy here!
1,400
posted on
12/31/2004 9:16:37 PM PST
by
GVnana
(If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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