Ashleigh Bumfield did not have any finger slamed in a car door this evening while reporting other accounts of shamed women suffering the same fate. Many were punished for being caught showing the Western "finger" to the Prayer Towers, which Ashleigh taught to many of the women... Sahib Looney Banfield thought his wife got a "bad rap" even though her digits were in good hands. Her silly little glasses are intact, unlike her reports from Afghan "Bars-R-Mined" report, and all 12 of her training bras were stolen and unaccounted for, Sahib Banfield whined to ClintoonNN.