COMMENTARY White House to Host First Non Offensive Christmas By Political Satirist Chris Davis Nov 30, 2005 Washington—Besieged by legal troubles, conservative Christians, militant minutemen and dwindling support for the war, the White House has decided to host the first non offensive Christmas this year. The decision reportedly came after the polls showed that Americans no longer showed support for the war in Iraq and on terror. America's dissent, followed by Democrats demanding an immediate withdrawal, drove the final nail to the end of the White House Christmas. This year, according to Laura Bush, things are going to be different....