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MIDI - OH SUSANNA She had helped Michael Dukakis when the lib went down in flames That's the biggest thing she ever did and where she got her fame She is spewing leftist garbage on the TV every night Keep your children from the screen because she'd give them quite a fright Susan Estrich, insufferable at best I know any show's a stinker that has booked her as a guest Clinton didn't rape Juanita...that is something Susan knows If you ask her, she will tell you that Bill Clinton told her so She's been working for the DemocRATS for...

MIDI - THE GODFATHER THEME Hey, Ms. Pelosi, you're aware we carry clout We are the union thugs, and you can help us out The Torch is gone…we'll let him be So, Ms. Pelosi, sit down here and talk to me As you know well, we've lots of cash Let's make a deal…no talking trash Hey, Ms. Pelosi, you will never be mislead Play ball or you will find a horsey in your bed As you know well, we've lots of cash Let's make a deal…we aren't hear for talking trash (musical break) As you know well, we've lots...

I arrived at about 7:20 to see a sea of fools. There were probably about two or three hundred there at the corner of Wilshire and Westwood. Unfortunately, although some FReepers were there, we never made contact. I visited all three corners where people gathered but missed them. I wore a pair of khaki slacks, a black shirt and my USS RONALD REAGAN aircraft carrier ballcap. On the back of my black windbreaker was a red, white, and blue oval that said: 9-11 ... our disaster ... compliments of the Sinkmaster. Only one person in the whole crowd asked me...

MIDI - GOING OUT OF MY HEAD Well, I think they drove me out of my mind…I could really kick those FReepers' behinds We are through…we're through They stood on the sidewalk and chanted that we had to get the hell out of Cheney's house Yes, I think they drove me out of my mind…and enough of those chads we couldn't find We are through…we're through I've gained eighty pounds and I really look frumpy…please, dear, will you pass me some more ludes I am out of my mind because of those FReepers Out of my mind…my shrink digs...