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  • Obama irked and exasperated in response to Trump's wiretapping claims, sources say

    03/08/2017 8:42:49 AM PST · by ColdOne · 61 replies
    cnn.com ^ | 3/8/17 | Jeff Zeleny and Kevin Liptak
    Washington (CNN)President Barack Obama was irked and exasperated in response to his successor's uncorroborated wiretapping accusation, sources close to the former president tell CNN, though these sources say Obama's reaction stopped short of outright fury. Obama and his aides responded with disbelief when they learned of President Donald Trump's Saturday morning tweets laying out the charges. Later in the day, an Obama spokesman said "neither President Obama nor any White House official ever ordered surveillance on any US citizen. Any suggestion otherwise is simply false." The sources provided CNN with slightly different insight into Obama's demeanor than others who told...
  • Affordable Campaign Contribution Act: New Cash for Urkel Obama’s Re-Election Campaign

    07/03/2012 11:20:31 AM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 6 replies
    Justin Washington, the Blogger ^ | 07/03/2012 | Justin Washington
    There is yet another ”silver lining” of the recent Supreme Court decision to let Obamacare stand; Democrats are now able to and should pass a law stating that all Americans should contribute to Obama’s re-election campaign. If Americans choose not to contribute, they will simply be taxed — or is the proper term “penalized”? (Chief Justice Roberts to decide when he returns from vacation in Malta.) The boon to Obama’s campaign coffers will be immeasurable, benefiting all Americans, of course. Additional benefits of the Act would be an increase in employment since the US government will need to hire more...
  • President Urkel Obama: The Ken Doll of US Politics

    03/31/2011 9:54:03 AM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 4 replies
    Justin Washington, the Blogger ^ | 03/30/2011 | Justin Washington
    When Obama was elected, he was dressed up by those in the liberal media as FDR, Jr., heading up the largest expansion of government since FDR tried to turn the US into the USSR of North America. When the American public grew tired of Ken dressed as the Father of American Socialism, FDR, they talked of Urkel “Ken” Obama and Michelle “Barbie” Jackie Obama as heralding in Camelot II, complete with Queen Michelle trolloping off on a multi-million dollar junket through Europe with the Crown Princesses in tow despite the fact that the public were none too pleased watching its...
  • Hillary’s Balls and Urkel’s “Grope and Change”

    11/26/2010 10:57:41 AM PST · by wayne_shrugged
    Justin Washington, the Blogger ^ | 11/24/2010 | Justin Washington
    At a Christian Science Monitor breakfast on Thursday, 11/18/2010, Democrat strategist James “Snakehead” Carville said that if “Hillary gave Obama one of her balls, they’d both have two.” (http://tv.breitbart.com/carville-if-hillary-gave-obama-one-of-her-balls-theyd-both-have-two/). "Don't touch my junk, bro" Back in 2008, an irate Rev. Jesse Jackson was caught on tape saying that he wanted to “cut his [Barack Obama's] nuts out.” Now, if President Obama goes through airport security, Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano would want to grope and fondle him. Although I don’t understand the obsession with Urkel’s privates or TSA’s obsession with the public’s privates for that matter, I do wonder if there...
  • 'Urkel' Investigated for Allegedly Smacking Baby Mama

    07/08/2010 8:40:59 PM PDT · by tlb · 20 replies
    TMZ ^ | 7/8/2010 | Staff
    Sources familiar with the police report tell us ... the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car. We're told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank. Sources connected with White's baby mama, Bridget Hardy, tell TMZ Hardy is in fact the alleged victim. We're told she did not report any injuries. The alleged victim filed a report with the LAPD Tuesday. The...
  • Caption Obama hitting the campaign trail in Iowa

    04/28/2010 1:58:58 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 26 replies · 725+ views
    President Barack Obama smiles as he tours POET Biorefining in Macon, Mo., Wednesday, April 28, 2010.… US President Barack Obama, seen here addressing workers at the Siemens Energy Inc. facility in Fort Madison, Iowa, reached out Tuesday to Americans yet to feel the nascent economic recovery, firing up the Democratic campaign to avoid a drubbing in November's mid-term polls.
  • THE YEAR IN REBUKE: AN OPEN LETTER TO OBAMA VOTERS

    12/14/2009 6:55:38 AM PST · by Patriot1259 · 8 replies · 1,073+ views
    The Cypress Times ^ | 12/14/09 | Katharine DeBrecht
    Last year at this time, you were giddy beyond words for your part in a historic election. You were utterly smitten with the first bi-racial President-elect of the United States. Like a child on Christmas Eve, you could hardly contain yourselves waiting for that Inauguration morning when this messianic figure would leave the columns in Denver behind and deliver unto you your wildest dreams once in the White House.
  • Wait Until ZERO Starts Campaigning in AF One (Vanity)

    03/12/2009 12:34:10 PM PDT · by Sequoyah101 · 14 replies · 465+ views
    Self | 3-12-2009 | Sequoyah101
    You ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait until Zero goes on the campaign trail in our airplanes! Damn the carbon footprint, damn the cost, damn the time! This will turn into one of the most flagrant abuses of power and privlidge EVER seen in the history of any country! Have vetrans pay medical costs for injuries, mothball a carrier and air group, stop the F-22 and on and on...but gotta have those 18 new helos for the pres. What a POS this creep is!
  • Howie Carr Live Thread 1/4/07

    01/04/2007 8:43:35 AM PST · by raccoonradio · 39 replies · 638+ views
    howiecarr.com ^ | 1/4/07 | raccoonradio
    Mass. gets its first black governor, and the first Dem to be elected to that office since Dukakis in '86. If you liked Pee Wee, you'll love Urkel.
  • **Official Friday Silliness Thread**

    11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST · by TheBigB · 605 replies · 16,767+ views
    11/19/04 | self
    There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!" Whatever you want. :)