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  • Rosetta's Comet Lets Out An Epic Fart [Toot, toot]

    08/12/2015 8:48:40 AM PDT · by Purdue77 · 29 replies
    Popular Science ^ | 8/11/2015 | Sarah Fecht
    Popular Science (8/11, Fecht) reports that on July 29, the Rosetta spacecraft was able to capture what the ESA called a “dramatic outburst” from Comet 67P, which was strong enough to affect the solar wind. The article notes that the ESA said that “unpredictable outbursts” like this one are occurring more frequently as the comet reaches perihelion, or its closest point to the sun in its orbit, on August 13.
  • CURSES FOILED AGAIN FOR STERN

    01/23/2006 7:15:30 AM PST · by Angus MacGregor · 54 replies · 2,556+ views
    nypsot.com ^ | DON KAPLAN
    CURSES FOILED AGAIN FOR STERN By DON KAPLAN Howard Stern may be coming down with a Sirius case of the bleeps. High-level executives of the satellite broadcaster are developing an internal standards-and-practices document that will set boundaries for Stern and other shock jocks, The Post has learned. “It’s something that’s being taken very seriously," a Sirius source said. Stern's new show also is being broadcast on a time-delay, giving him the opportunity to censor the program which he already has done.
  • Howard Stern Bids Farewell to His Fans (FCC Pushes Out Stern?)

    12/16/2005 7:45:48 AM PST · by new yorker 77 · 89 replies · 1,882+ views
    The Associateed Press via Yahoo News ^ | December 16, 2005 | Larry McShane
    The free ride for Howard Stern fans ends Friday. Stern, a New York radio fixture for 20 years and host of a syndicated show for 12 million daily listeners, bid farewell to his fans with a final show on terrestrial radio. On Jan. 9, Stern makes his move to satellite radio — where his once-free speech will cost listeners $12.95 a month. "Good morning, and welcome to the last show on terrestrial radio," Stern said to launch his grand finale. The sound of "Taps" played in the background. The show opened with a Stern-centric remake of the classic "What A...
  • Howard Stern Bids Farewell to His Fans

    12/16/2005 4:19:04 AM PST · by Momaw Nadon · 99 replies · 2,841+ views
    AP via Yahoo! ^ | Friday, December 16, 2005 | LARRY McSHANE
    NEW YORK - The free ride for Howard Stern fans ends Friday. Stern, a New York radio fixture for 20 years and host of a syndicated show for 12 million daily listeners, bids farewell to his fans with a final show on terrestrial radio. On Jan. 9, Stern makes his move to satellite radio — where his once-free speech will cost listeners $12.95 a month. Stern, no surprise, will not leave quietly. He's scheduled a two-hour party in midtown Manhattan to say goodbye to his loyal listeners. And he plans to deliver an address to fans on his final show,...
  • Event Could Be in Deep Doo-Doo (Dave Barry)

    11/07/2004 9:42:22 AM PST · by nuconvert · 35 replies · 2,098+ views
    Miami Herald ^ | Nov. 7, 2004 | Dave Barry
    Event could be in deep doo-doo Nov. 7, 2004 I am often criticized for writing immature ''bathroom'' humor, and not enough about important topics. So today I'm going to write about a major international event that is going to take place Nov. 17-19 in Beijing, China: The World Toilet Summit. I am not making up the World Toilet Summit. It was brought to my attention by alert reader Marc Howell, who alerted me to the World Toilet Organization, a group dedicated to improving the world's public toilets, with a website at worldtoilet.org. (''Org'' is a sound made by many of...
  • Pulp Radio: The calculated crassness of Portland's morning airwaves

    12/05/2002 1:51:35 PM PST · by ex-Texan · 3 replies · 279+ views
    Willamette Week ^ | 12/5/2002 | Zach Dundas
    Pulp Radio: The calculated crassness of Portland's morning airwavesby ZACH DUNDAS Good morning. Today we're talking about vibrators. Good morning. Today we're taste-testing edible underwear. Good morning. Today we're sharing bank-robbery tips. By reputation, Portland is a goody two-shoes town. People thank their bus drivers just for getting them where they're going. Land-use planning is considered interesting. An afternoon of browsing the Powell's Blue Room passes for a red-hot date. That may be true, but it's also false. You don't have to look hard to find the Portland where strip clubs sprout like mushrooms and pro ball players enjoy intoxicants...