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This week, American Airlines CEO Doug Parker and Southwest Airlines CEO Gary Kelly testified before the Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation Committee on the issue of mask requirements. Kelly said that "the air cabin environment is very safe and very high quality compared to any other indoor setting." Parker concurred, saying "all of our aircraft have the same HEPA filters and air flow. As far as air quality goes, an aircraft is the safest place you can be." When Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) was spotted on a United Airlines flight without wearing a mask she cited Kelly and Parker's testimony....

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – A Cape Coral man is banned from flying on United Airlines after failing to comply with the federal mask mandate. Adam Jenne wore a red thong as a mask. He was heading to D.C. from the Fort Lauderdale Airport but got kicked off before the flight could take off. “I think the best way to illustrate absurdity is with absurdity,” said Jenne. This is not the first time he’s tried flying with the red panties as a mask. “Every single flight has been met with different reactions from the flight crew,” said Jenne. “Some with a...

Governor Murphy and Governor Cuomo reviewing the new CDC guidance on masking requirements. Cuomo: Wolf and Lamont are kicking our butts. So I have...a proposition for you...instead of wearing masks...let's make everyone wear...a thong....perhaps Murphy: Did you say a thong? Cuomo: That thong th thong thong thong. Check it out [The Thong Song Plays.] Let me see that thong. That thong th thong thong thong. Murphy: I like where you are going with this. Tell me more ======================================================REMASTERED IN HD! Official music video of Sisqo performing Thong Song. #Sisqo #ThongSong #Remastered Sisqo - Thong Song (Official Music Video)

Myrtle Beach (SC) police charged a North Carolina woman with indecent exposure after officers warned her about wearing a thong swimsuit along Ocean Boulevard, according to an arrest report. Tiara Monique Garness, 22, of High Point, N.C., was arrested at 5 a.m. Friday in the 1700 block of Ocean Boulevard, the report said. Officers charged her with the misdemeanor offense after she was warned twice by officers to cover up. A covered up Garness was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail on a $469 cash bond, according to jail records.

No thongs allowed! A North Carolina town that the mayor called "Mayberry with a beach" has banned swimmers from wearing thongs as swimsuit bottoms, reports Fox news. The town is actually Kure Beach, North Carolina, but the mayor has likened it to the town in 1960s American classic TV show "Andy Griffith" and wants to keep the barely there bikini look off the beach. He wants old-fashioned family fun and that means too much skin is not allowed. "You can do what you want to in your own space," said Mayor Dean Lambeth, "but for public decency, keep it off...

EAST LANSING, Michigan - Police say a 19-year-old Michigan State University student who pilfered 79 pairs of women's panties faces possible charges.

A woman in her 30s was attacked by a man wearing only thong underwear and a facemask outside her home early yesterday morning, police said. Detectives are releasing few details, but say the attack is considered an attempted sexual assault and appears to be random.

Millions of Women Throng Kerala Festival Attendance at the festival has grown year after year By John Mary Trivandrum, Kerala India's southern state of Kerala may have hosted the largest gathering of women ever seen on the planet. Clad in traditional Kerala saris and bearing offerings of food, more than two million women - perhaps more - thronged the state capital Trivandrum on Sunday. The women braved searing heat to offer a special meal at the Attukal temple to Hindu goddess Bhagavathy - one incarnation of the potent goddesses Kali and Saraswati. Women howled shrilly, as is the custom at...

FORT WALTON BEACH – A 59-year-old Fort Walton Beach man was arrested for indecent exposure after a neighbor saw him Tuesday wearing only a G-string. A woman reported seeing her Tanager Road neighbor sunbathing, wearing only a pink G-string. She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report. The man’s yard also is not enclosed by any fence and is visible from the road, to neighbors and a school bus stop, the report said. The deputy pulled up to the man’s house. When the man saw...

The stimulus bill might need a new amendment.

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat,...

Brightly colored women's thong underwear disguised the identities of two men during the robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock earlier this month. Arvada police believe two Latinos entered the gas station at 6802 Wadsworth Blvd. just before 5 a.m. on May 16, donning the underwear over their faces and demanding cash from the clerk on duty. The suspects fled the scene with an undisclosed amount of money and cigarettes.

At the height of their popularity they accounted for a third of the underwear bought by women. But now the bottom has fallen out of the thong market. Sales of the G-string have fallen to their lowest for five years after they increasingly became associated with football WAGs and chav culture. In contrast, larger knickers or boy shorts, regarded as more flattering for the figure, have dramatically increased in popularity. Like the thong, they have the benefit of wiping out the dreaded VPL (visible panty line) under clothes. But fans argue they have the added advantage of being more comfortable,...

Houma police are looking for a man who didn't show up for court after he was arrested for criminal mischief. Residents in the Mulberry subdivision of Houma, which is near the intersection of South Street and Willard Avenue, were complaining about a man wearing thong underwear, a see-through t-shirt, and high-heeled shoes, asking directions to "Wicked Boulevard," which doesn't exist in Houma. This happened back in January. Acting on a tip, officers found Harold Poston, Jr. at a local hotel and arrested him for three counts of criminal mischief, which is a misdemeanor charge. Poston didn't show up for his...

Making a run for freedom Posted on Sat, Oct. 06, 2007 By NICHOLAS SPANGLER The remarkable thing about running through downtown Miami at lunch hour in nothing but Nikes and a red, white and blue thong is how many people don't notice. They were talking on their phones; shuffling documents; concentrating on walking. Not until he climbed the steps of the Miami-Dade Courthouse did a few lawyerly types point and smile at the nearly naked man. He was Michael Tisdale, a lumberjack hailing from the Redland, protesting the state of the nation. This had nothing to do with his being...

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is heading to Britain to study in a Masters in Psychology program at the prestigious London School of Economics. The curvy 32-year-old, who shocked the world when reports of her sex antics with former President Bill Clinton hit newsstands, completed her first degree in psychology in 1995 before she started work for the former U.S. leader. Although the program incurs a staggering $22,000 for non-European students, the fee shouldn't pose a problem for Lewinsky -- she reportedly commanded six-figure payouts for her revealing interviews after Clinton's autobiography was published last year.

A new state law banning seminude lap dances at Missouri strip clubs was declared unconstitutional by a judge Friday, two days before it was to go into effect. Cole County Circuit Judge Richard Callahan said provisions of the law violate First Amendment protections and state constitutional limits on amending a bill beyond its original purpose. "The state may not limit persons of majority age from engaging in lawful expressive conduct protected by the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution without a substantial and direct connection to adverse secondary effects, a showing that has not been made," Callahan said in...

MIDI - GOING OUT OF MY HEAD We put underwear on terrorists' heads We put underwear on terrorists' heads We're so cruel...very cruel Oh, why must we do this We'll get a stern letter from Amnesty International We put underwear on terrorists' heads We put underwear on terrorists' heads We're so cruel...very cruel Some lacy, some frilly, some crotchless Some cotton, and satin, and certainly thongs, too We put underwear on terrorists' heads Watching as their face turns red We do it most every night What a sight...they're so filled with fright Teddy really is mad...we are so bad...

German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, freed a man from a car boot only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said. Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the boot. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar. "It turned out they were a couple from the S&M scene - the 'mistress' was driving, with the slave in the boot," a police spokesman in the southern town...

Um, this is disturbing but...I guess America is all about giving people fair notice and an opportunity to be heard. Although I cannot vouch for the product at issue, I do suggest that for maximum effect, one wear the product backwards. We must understand the enemy's raison d'etar.