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Arvada police on lookout for thong bandits - photo included
The Denver Post ^ | 05/29/2008 | Anna Haislip

Posted on 05/29/2008 8:23:47 PM PDT by Loud Mime

Brightly colored women's thong underwear disguised the identities of two men during the robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock earlier this month.

Arvada police believe two Latinos entered the gas station at 6802 Wadsworth Blvd. just before 5 a.m. on May 16, donning the underwear over their faces and demanding cash from the clerk on duty.

The suspects fled the scene with an undisclosed amount of money and cigarettes.

(Excerpt) Read more at origin.denverpost.com ...


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KEYWORDS: bandit; robbery; thong
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any women who are missing their undergarments are asked to contact the police, as the victims of the crime could not stop laughing.
1 posted on 05/29/2008 8:23:48 PM PDT by Loud Mime
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To: Perdogg; pissant

silly news ping


2 posted on 05/29/2008 8:24:36 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Democrats suffer from constitutional dementia)
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To: Loud Mime

There are some comments I could make, but I’d probably end up getting hit on the back of the head if I do.


3 posted on 05/29/2008 8:25:46 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson (Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. - George Patton)
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To: Loud Mime

LOL


4 posted on 05/29/2008 8:27:29 PM PDT by wastedyears (Like a bat outta Hell.)
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To: Stonewall Jackson

5 posted on 05/29/2008 8:28:58 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Democrats suffer from constitutional dementia)
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To: Loud Mime

When caught, they should be sent to Abu Grabe prison. ;)


6 posted on 05/29/2008 8:36:59 PM PDT by anymouse
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7 posted on 05/29/2008 8:44:43 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Eschew obfuscation)
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To: Loud Mime

Oh my gosh.. I thought of this movie when I read the headline of this post! Funny movie!


8 posted on 05/29/2008 8:48:15 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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To: Loud Mime

Just harmless panty sniffers.


9 posted on 05/29/2008 8:49:02 PM PDT by Bobalu (What do I know, I'm a Typical White Guy)
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To: Loud Mime

This thread has potential. Bookmarking for later reading.


10 posted on 05/29/2008 8:49:30 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: antceecee

Well, it ain’t Ozzy and Harriet....

LOL - one of the funniest movies ever made!


11 posted on 05/29/2008 8:50:12 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Democrats suffer from constitutional dementia)
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To: Loud Mime

That’s the problem ... obviously they’re illegals who haven’t acclimated to our society .... everyone knows that thongs go around the head not over .....


12 posted on 05/29/2008 8:53:54 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
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To: Loud Mime

Must... resist... impulse... to make... impolite... comments...

Inhale... exhale... inhale... WRONG EXERCISE, DAMMIT!!!

1, 2, 3, 4...

OK, much better.

About this fella, Scott McClellan...


13 posted on 05/29/2008 8:55:30 PM PDT by El Conservador ("Liberalism is the application of childish emotion to complex issues." - MrB)
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This is a case for the thongsnapper! Call in Bubba!
14 posted on 05/29/2008 9:00:48 PM PDT by colorado tanker (Number nine, number nine, number nine . . .)
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To: Loud Mime

” Boy you got a panty on your head......”


15 posted on 05/29/2008 9:07:25 PM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: Loud Mime; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Two thongs don’t make a right.


16 posted on 05/29/2008 9:22:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Underweared underworld.)
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17 posted on 05/29/2008 10:04:33 PM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Cobra64

Now that’s what I call a tailgunner.


18 posted on 05/29/2008 11:00:56 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Defeat Racism - Vote McCain!)
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To: Loud Mime

I don’t know which is worse, risking long jail terms for a bit of cash and cigarettes or risking looking like total morons for cash and cigarettes.


19 posted on 05/29/2008 11:05:14 PM PDT by keepitreal
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The bandits were heard saying, “este lugar huele como pescados!” as they left the scene.


20 posted on 05/29/2008 11:07:38 PM PDT by MediaMole
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