Did they make him wear a seat belt?
Probably not. It might chafe!
Posted on 06/13/2005 3:55:43 AM PDT by QwertyKPH
German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, freed a man from a car boot only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said.
Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the boot.
However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.
"It turned out they were a couple from the S&M scene - the 'mistress' was driving, with the slave in the boot," a police spokesman in the southern town of Bayreuth said.
Deciding the rear of the car was not safe for the man, officers told him to sit inside the car and sent the pair on their way.
Did they make him wear a seat belt?
Probably not. It might chafe!
Sorry, my bad. </sorrow>
Happens to all of us.
What, being locked in the trunk as a willing sex slave?
No, this had to do with the font tag in the title of the article.
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Hehehe...My Mistress is in Tokyo ...We use the subway ! Hehehe...
Last week I read a story in here about a woman who was supposedly kidnapped in a van by 4 guys. The police interupted them coitus interruptus and really ticked the gal off.
You should have been here for the good old days, when you could leave open tags in a post...and people would spend hours trying to close all the open tags that spilled from post to post. Ahh, it was fun.
I love happy endings.
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