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Town Bans Thongs - Mayberry Beach vs. the Bikini.
The National Ledger ^
| 4/28/10
| Wendy Cook
Posted on 04/29/2010 10:56:39 PM PDT by L.A.Justice
No thongs allowed! A North Carolina town that the mayor called "Mayberry with a beach" has banned swimmers from wearing thongs as swimsuit bottoms, reports Fox news. The town is actually Kure Beach, North Carolina, but the mayor has likened it to the town in 1960s American classic TV show "Andy Griffith" and wants to keep the barely there bikini look off the beach.
He wants old-fashioned family fun and that means too much skin is not allowed. "You can do what you want to in your own space," said Mayor Dean Lambeth, "but for public decency, keep it off the public beach."
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: tags; thong
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Sean Hannity mentioned this at the start of his radio show on Thursday.
To: L.A.Justice
Depends who is wearing the thong. Hot, fit, young skinny chicks, yes... fat, greasy hawgs of both sexes... no.
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:00:24 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: L.A.Justice
How do you walk on a hot beach without them?
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:03:57 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("Congress Shall Make No Law..." ah, if only Madison had stopped right there.)
To: L.A.Justice
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:08:16 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
To: L.A.Justice
I spent a week on Cure beach! Nice place. Didn’t see any thongs though. We went in April and it was still pretty chilly.
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:09:33 PM PDT
by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: SoldierDad
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:10:30 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
("young people, African-Americans, Latinos and women" - 0. Ageist, Racist, Sexist.)
To: saganite
I’m for freedom of cheek! It’s in the constitution.
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:11:30 PM PDT
by
Clump
(the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
To: FredZarguna
I could walk on a hot beach without these. LOL
To: historyrepeatz
That Sumo wrestler thong ain’t workin’ for that lady... way too high, and that tat ain’t workin’, either...
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:20:21 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: L.A.Justice
A North Carolina town that the mayor called "Mayberry with a beach" has banned swimmers from wearing thongs as swimsuit bottoms, reports Fox news.
I have to admit I would never want to see Aunt Bea in a thong. Or Helen Krump. Not even Thelma Lou - but Barney was a dope for letting her get away. Juanita down to the diner couldn't compare. So, yeah - Mayberry doesn't have any females anyone would want to see in a thong. Good prohibition.
To: fieldmarshaldj
That Sumo wrestler thong ain’t workin’ for that lady... way too high
It must be a mom-thong. Probably HUGE in the front. Or she's wearing one backwards.
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
Actually, it looks like she and her b/f ought to switch thongs, his looks more feminine. =8-0
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:36:14 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: historyrepeatz
Thanks ever so much for not showing the frontal view.
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:45:13 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("Congress Shall Make No Law..." ah, if only Madison had stopped right there.)
To: FredZarguna
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:55:51 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
04/29/2010 11:59:29 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("Congress Shall Make No Law..." ah, if only Madison had stopped right there.)
To: FredZarguna
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posted on
04/30/2010 12:02:09 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
We’ve been to Orient Beach on Saint Martin a couple of times. Part is “clothing optional,” Part is not. Some of the men wear cloth thongs, that cover the necessities to be legal. They seem to walk *a lot*!!! Up and down the beach all morning. One guy somehow changed his thong for each lap of the beach. Blue, then white, etc.
But it’s good to be there because I know that even if I’m fat, *they’re* naked.
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posted on
04/30/2010 12:10:56 AM PDT
by
hocndoc
(http://www.LifeEthics.org (I've got a mustard seed and I'm not afraid to use it.) (RIA)
To: L.A.Justice
Town Bans Thongs - Mayberry Beach vs. the Burkha Bikini.
The National Lecher ^ | 4/28/10 | Wendy Cookemgud
Posted on 4/29/10 10:56:39 PM by NO.L.A.Justice
No thongs allowed! A North Carolina town that the mayor called “Mayberry with a beach” has banned female swimmers from wearing thongs as swimsuit bottoms, reports Fox news, as it has been proven in Iran that thongs on sexy women cause earthquakes.
To: hocndoc
Maybe the dude had a mood ring thong... y’know, every time he clenched his buttocks, it changed colors.
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posted on
04/30/2010 12:21:45 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
I’ve heard of an over the shoulder boulder holder, but this wasn’t exactly what I had pictured.
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posted on
04/30/2010 12:39:14 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Be still & kneel before the know-nothing Omnipotent One, Il Douche' Jr., may fleas be upon him.)
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