<p>FORMER Prez Bill Clinton, in a shameless bid for applause at a Jewish fund-raiser last week, said, "I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die [for Israel]."</p>
<p>Hey - I have a better idea. How about heading to Afghanistan, picking up a rifle, and getting in the trenches to fight and die for the country you didn't pick a up rifle for during the Vietnam War? You know, the United States, the country that elected you twice? The country currently engaged in a war on terrorism - while searching for the very terrorist bum you seemed to look for only whenever the Monica Lewinsky scandal heated up?</p>