The legend lives on from the Pechanga on downOf California’s First Mate Bustamante A tax-hiking swine, Cruz looked as refined As Quixote astride Rocinante. With the recall bein’ signed, Cruz thrice had declined E’er to run on the ballot himself, see For to do so would be, surely, disloyalty To Cap’n Gray Davis’s party! And Cruz was the pride of the La Raza side Who longed for the reconquistada As big politicos go he was bigger than most Yet sounded so damn disparatada [nonsensical]. The news on the wire set Cruz’s ambitions afire As the recall broke past Davis’s defenses...