111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron APO 45678 Houston, Texas 77034 11 Sep 2004 MEMORANDUM FOR Mr. Dan Rather, CBS “60 Minutes” SUBJECT: Your Future in the Afterlife 1. You are hereby ordered to cease and desist from presenting those ridiculous forgeries as if they originated from me. Your activities are among the few things which have disturbed my Blessed Rest since I arrived here in Paradise, and I am not at all happy with the disturbance, nor the annoyance this matter has caused to my family down there. 2. I have informed the Highest Authority here of your doings, and have...