hahahaaaa!These two would be perfect roommates in the blazing hereafter:
Posted on 09/12/2004 7:16:03 PM PDT by docbnj
111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron APO 45678 Houston, Texas 77034
11 Sep 2004
MEMORANDUM FOR Mr. Dan Rather, CBS “60 Minutes”
SUBJECT: Your Future in the Afterlife
1. You are hereby ordered to cease and desist from presenting those ridiculous forgeries as if they originated from me. Your activities are among the few things which have disturbed my Blessed Rest since I arrived here in Paradise, and I am not at all happy with the disturbance, nor the annoyance this matter has caused to my family down there.
2. I have informed the Highest Authority here of your doings, and have subsequently been ordered to arrange contingency plans for your arrival in the Nether Regions, which seems increasingly likely unless you Repent soon.
3. Although we cannot offer you a choice of roommates there, it may be some consolation for you to know that we have there below quite a large contingent of souls who were once reporters faithless to the search for Truth. You might find them interesting and congenial companions in more normal circumstances; but regrettably you will be seeing little of them (or anything else, for that matter) after the unpleasant and exceedingly unpopular “hot poker” procedure which awaits all new arrivals.
4. Operative regulation: Rev. 20.
JERRY B. KILLIAN Angel Third Class 23rd Seraphim Batallion
Vanities are not breaking news...
Walter, in turn, will be administered to by the late Louella Parsons.
Thanks for joining to today. Enjoy your stay.
Did it get moved? It is in humor now.
Welcome to FR.
Send it to Dan and let his team of experts verify it.
My opinion is...this is not a zot. I enjoyed the satire and thought you all might like it too!
Not bad. :-)
Dan Rather:
This wicket is sticker than my lap, after having watched a particularly arousing scene involving Ms. Halle Berry.
I liked the rank structure - A3, 23rd Battalion (Seraphim)
Welcome to FR, Doc!
Uh, This term was used quite frequently in my Junior High and High School days refering to a specific pelvic area.
IN either case, this is quite humorous!
hahahaaaa!These two would be perfect roommates in the blazing hereafter:
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