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Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau once remarked that Canada's relationship with the United States was like sleeping next to an elephant: "No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, one is affected by every twitch and grunt." Well, forget twitches and grunts. With the biggest tax cut in decades being signed into law south of the border, the elephant is about to start doing somersaults in the bed – and if our own politicians don't take action, the Canadian economy could end up getting squashed.(snip) Policy wonks south of the border will debate the pros and cons of the bill,...

1,500-Pound Camel Sits On Woman Painting Fence POSTED: 9:26 am EDT May 19, 2005 SHINNSTON, W.Va. -- A 1,500-pound camel picked an unfortunate place to take a breather. A woman called for help on her cell phone Wednesday after a camel sat on top of her while she was painting a fence. Firefighters and the camel's owner helped move the animal off the woman, who was having trouble breathing, ambulance driver Brent Hicks said. "There is no protocol on something like this," he said. The names of the woman and the camel's owner were not released.

MIDI - MERCEDES BENZ I worry about all my Mercedes Benz I think I'm about to fill up my Depends Oh, Allah, please help me…I don't like these trends Please keep Jews away from my Mercedes Benz (Sorry....I searched and searched and could only find this snippet of a MIDI)