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  • DFU SONG: Crying (little Tommy is whining over Gephardt deal) 10-3-02

    10/03/2002 11:26:54 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 259+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CRYING He's getting mad…he's ignored…he was on the Senate floor It's outrageous, he said…he almost lost his head He was seen as such a fool It was just a ploy…little Tommy Boy And now he's whining like a child…whining like a child Poor Tom senses doom…George Bush sent him to his room And now he's whining…whining…whining…whining He sounded like a nut…his allowance was cut So now he's whining Obstruction is the game he plays…he delays and delays The "stupid frat boy" came through…he knew just what to do With Gephardt he made a deal Tommy senses doom…he...
  • DFU SONG: PS, I LOVE YOU (Daschle: PS, we are screwed) 9-16-02

    09/16/2002 12:05:16 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 6 replies · 357+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - PS, I LOVE YOU I'm the Senate leader…I'll report to you When George Bush starts the bombing…fellow RATS, we are screwed I think he'll surprise us in October…for us, it will be over PS, we are screwed…screwed, screwed, screwed We won't get away with our obstruction…that's not a tough deduction PS, we are screwed…screwed, screwed, screwed We have no agenda…and I have a hunch As we go down the crapper…he'll be eating our lunch Voters we can't be forever fooling…this battle has been grueling PS, we are screwed…screwed, screwed, screwed We have no agenda…and I have a...
  • DFU SONG: Last Kiss (Tommy's tax returns) 5-27-02

    05/27/2002 12:58:56 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 2 replies · 227+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - LAST KISS In his high chair he's atop phone books His RAT colleagues are scum and crooks And come November they are fearing their doom It's time our president makes little Tommy go to his room He would do anything that he had to do Without his power, his life's through Whoppers he tells…all the time Just like Jon Lovitz still in his prime Slimy, indeed…that's the rep he has made Insects like him, we spray with Raid To summarize, well this is it The guy is such a sock puppet Oh where or where's Tommy's tax...