DFU SONG: Crying (little Tommy is whining over Gephardt deal) 10-3-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CRYING

He's getting mad…he's ignored…he was on the Senate floor
It's outrageous, he said…he almost lost his head
He was seen as such a fool
It was just a ploy…little Tommy Boy

And now he's whining like a child…whining like a child
Poor Tom senses doom…George Bush sent him to his room
And now he's whining…whining…whining…whining
He sounded like a nut…his allowance was cut
So now he's whining

Obstruction is the game he plays…he delays and delays
The "stupid frat boy" came through…he knew just what to do
With Gephardt he made a deal
Tommy senses doom…he was sent to his room

Whining like a child…whining like a child
This little nut…had his allowance cut
And so he's whining

He thought that he could pull it off…but at him we all scoff
George Bush will not be stopped…Streisand's memo flopped
She now reads Shakespeare all day
Tommy senses doom…he was sent to his room

Whining like a child…whining like a child
This little nut…had his allowance cut
So he's whining…whining…whining…whining
Tommy's whining…whining…just like a spoiled little brat

[doug from upland]

Please post your favorite Daschle picts? (especially the one sitting on Gephardt's shoulders)

[w_over_w]

Okay!

[steveegg]

Don't have any favorite El Diablo D'Asshole Hussein pictures, but once again, great work.

[doug from upland]

Ping list. Dutchess, you're back at the top on this one. :)

[doug from upland]

DASCHLE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

[Real Cynic No More]

To become a statesman, Little Tommie must decide whether he wants to lead his party or lead his country. While sometimes these goals are compatible, other times they're not.

For instance, Richard Nixon felt it was best that he become re-elected, so in achieving this, he went too far in the direction of leading the party for his re-election; as a result, the country suffered. If not for that one, primary lapse in judgment, Gerald Ford may not have become our president until 1976, preventing that exalted role from falling to Jimmie Carter. And we may not have had the Iranian hostage crisis to have dragged on as it did.

Who knows what may have resulted from such a scenario.

[ErnBatavia]

I couldn't find that one either, but as long as we're on the subject of unsavory people, here's a lunch-spoiler:

[steveegg]

NO!!!!!!! I'm blind, I'm blind.

[doug from upland]

Farewell! God knows when we shall take the Oval Office again.
I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins, and my nose itches
That almost freezes up the heat of life, the same life I have sucked from poor James who can no longer stand the sight of me:
I'll call them back again to comfort me: and then I will spell words incorrectly in a memo to Dickie Gephardt
Nurse! What should she do here? Should she put on her kneepads for the Sinkmaster?
My dismal scene I needs must act alone. The freaking RATS will not listen to my advice.
Come, vial. Actually, I should use this on the vile GOP.
What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I take a drive with Ted Kennedy?
That would work.
Shall I be married then to-morrow morning? No, no: this shall forbid it: lie thou there. I am going to retire again, count my money, and work on my website truth alert.

[dutchess]

SLIME DASHLE. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE or SLIME DASHLE SCOOTING AWAY FROM ANOTHER ISSUE OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE



Can anyone insert his face????