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DFU SONG: Last Kiss (Tommy's tax returns) 5-27-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/27/2002 12:58:56 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - LAST KISS

In his high chair he's atop phone books
His RAT colleagues are scum and crooks
And come November they are fearing their doom
It's time our president makes little Tommy go to his room

He would do anything that he had to do
Without his power, his life's through
Whoppers he tells…all the time
Just like Jon Lovitz still in his prime
Slimy, indeed…that's the rep he has made
Insects like him, we spray with Raid
To summarize, well this is it
The guy is such a sock puppet

Oh where or where's Tommy's tax returns
If we read them, you know he burns
There is a reason that you ought to be p*ssed
'Cause he sets the agenda and his wife is, a lobbyist

In case you can't tell, he's disingenuous
Left wing media won't make a fuss
They watch as he orchestrates a smear
What he's done has been exceedingly clear
He's pulled so much, oh, where do we begin
There is nothing he won't do to win

He does not care for our security
Unless you're blind, it is easy to see
All of his pals are such really phony hacks
It's time we take the Senate back

Oh where or where's Tommy's tax returns
If we read them, you know he burns
There is a reason that you ought to be p*ssed
'Cause he sets the agenda and his wife is, a lobbyist

Come on, Tommy Boy…show your tax return
It's time…hey, Tommy Boy…show your tax return
Come on now, Tommy Boy…show your tax return
It's time…hey, Tommy Boy…show your tax return


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: gotoyourroom; sitsonphonebooks; sockpuppet

1 posted on 05/27/2002 12:58:56 PM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 05/27/2002 1:06:10 PM PDT by doug from upland
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