<p>Good mourning, my deer friends and fell-low Repugs. I wish I could come with joy, but I'm comeing with a heavy hart deeply, deeply saddened by current events.</p>
<p>Why are we acting so crazy trying to distroy my vennerable institution, The Senate? Is one or two extremist judges worth this craziness? I feel we are destroying our chance to win any more elections by engaging in this partisan tantrum. Can't we become mature again and work all this out like gentlemen instead of just taking our ball and going home?</p>