One would expect that in light of their recent Election Day trouncing, Democrat lefties, secular humanists, and disgruntled advocates of Christian abolition, might at least extend a feigned olive branch of understanding to those fanatical, pious, ''born-again'' red-stater types who were in great part, responsible for the Democratic Party’s ''inexplicable'' and ''unjust'' defeat. One would be wrong. In his 1789 Thanksgiving Day proclamation, George Washington declared, in part: ''Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and...