We love Chuck Norris just the same as you. That's why we thought you might want to know the following facts about your favorite he-man we found on various fan Web sites. + Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. + Chuck Norris can speak braille. + Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. + Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. + Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. +...