The Little White House—1945 NWT (Nashville War Time): I am about to convene another high priority meeting of my War Council to review advances on the southern Iraq Front. Our Coalition Forces are making great progress. Saddam International Airport captured. The destruction of the Republican Guard in Baghdad now seems inevitable. A look at the Battle Situation Map shows that…. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I could have been doing the kewl Commander-In-Chief thing instead of merely fantasizing about it had it not been for those lousy 537 votes in Florida. And do you know why I didn't get those 537 votes? One...